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Will McKenzie Quotes
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 I am the worst person in the world.
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He was up all night f*cking the brains out of Carly!
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Not quite. He puked on her brothers head and then went back home and accused Neil's dad of being a paedophile.
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Ha, ha, ha, what a nob. Oi my dads not a paedo.
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What's this pesto stuff is it for humans?
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Yes it's for f*cking humans
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But if she wasnt your mum, would you do her?
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Well, she is so.. no!
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Briefcase wanker!
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Thats a baggage themed insult.
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What about me, it's my birthday and I just saw Patrice try to mount Charlotte! The f*cking baguette-eating dickhead frog!
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That's a bit racist..
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He's made me racist!
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You've had an eventful day, bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing Carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have I missed anything!?
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We also hit a spastic with a frisby.
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You Bumder!
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Do you like my new earings, its my new look?
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What look's that, the Pat Butcher look?
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Feisty one, you are..
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I went to fart and instead, sh*t myself.
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They do say 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... except polio'.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you cant stop it from sticking Lego up its bum.
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How much Lego can you stuff up your ass?
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What the f*ck? Now your going on about Lego?
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Softly softly catchy monkey.
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I didn't know you spoke spanish!
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Despite Neil's anxious bowels, burning our eyes and choking our lungs, we made it.
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Why the f**k did you do that?
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To get the Sea-Police out.
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