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I don’t know what to say, it’s a monkey.
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Just tell him how you feel.
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Marcel, I’m hungry.
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- Season 1 - The One With The Fake Monica
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What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday?
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She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
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For three years?
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Any advice?
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Just be yourself... But not too much.
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- Season 4 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend
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All I'm gonna say is, finally it's nice to be in a mature relationship.
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You know, the world would be such a better place if that actually was all you were gonna say.
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- Season 4 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend
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What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
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It still wouldn't be clean.
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- Season 4 - The One With The Cuffs
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| Joey |
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Hey Gunther, have you seen Chandler?
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I thought you were Chandler.
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- Season 4 - The One With Chandler In A Box
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| Joey |
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Are you ok with this? I don’t want to leave you high and dry.
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| Chandler |
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Hey, I’ve never been lower or wetter.
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- Season 2 - The One Where Joey Moves Out
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| Chandler |
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Guys are signing over their 401Ks to me.
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| Phoebe |
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You work with robots?
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- Season 4 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie
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| Monica |
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Shut up! The camera adds 10 pounds.
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So, how many cameras where on you?
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- Season 2 - The One With The Prom Video
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| Joey |
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I’ve been with my share of women. In fact I’ve been with a lot of people’s share of women.
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- Season 2 - The One With Ross's New Girlfriend
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Ross, I have two words for you, threesome!
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- Season 2 - The One With The List
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| Phoebe |
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I feel this cat is my mother.
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Phoebe's mom has has some huge...
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Shut up!
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