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Joey		I don’t know what to say, it’s a monkey.
Ross		Just tell him how you feel.
Joey		Marcel, I’m hungry.
Comments		- Season 1 - The One With The Fake Monica


Chandler		What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday?
Joey		She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Chandler		For three years?
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 4 - The One With The Dirty Girl


Chandler		Any advice?
Monica		Just be yourself... But not too much.
Comments		- Season 4 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend



Ross		All I'm gonna say is, finally it's nice to be in a mature relationship.
Rachel		You know, the world would be such a better place if that actually was all you were gonna say.
Comments		- Season 4 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend


Rachel		What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
Chandler		It still wouldn't be clean.
Comments		- Season 4 - The One With The Cuffs


Joey		Hey Gunther, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther		I thought you were Chandler.
Comments		- Season 4 - The One With Chandler In A Box



Joey		Are you ok with this? I don’t want to leave you high and dry.
Chandler		Hey, I’ve never been lower or wetter.
Comments		- Season 2 - The One Where Joey Moves Out


Chandler		Guys are signing over their 401Ks to me.
Phoebe		You work with robots?
Comments		- Season 4 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie


Monica		Shut up! The camera adds 10 pounds.
Chandler		So, how many cameras where on you?
Comments		- Season 2 - The One With The Prom Video



Joey		I’ve been with my share of women. In fact I’ve been with a lot of people’s share of women.
Comments		- Season 2 - The One With Ross's New Girlfriend


Joey		Ross, I have two words for you, threesome!
Comments		- Season 2 - The One With The List


Phoebe		I feel this cat is my mother.
Joey		Phoebe's mom has has some huge...
Chandler		Shut up!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Mikey Fouse

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Friends Characters

Jennifer Aniston	as	Rachel Green	Courteney Cox	as	Monica Geller
Lisa Kudrow	as	Phoebe Buffay	Matt LeBlanc	as	Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry	as	Chandler Bing	David Schwimmer	as	Ross Geller
James Michael Tyler	as	Gunther	Maggie Wheeler	as	Janice