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Tom Tucker Quotes
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What's the weather look like Ollie?
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It's raining sideways!
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Well thanks for that Ollie.
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News just in, two children have gone missing after an accident involving a drunk driver at the park.
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Oh my god, I was just there!
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Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
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And I'm Diane Simmons.
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Could we talk about something besides yourself Diane?
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Grim news from Daytona, Florida, where the remains of three female college students were found near a nightclub. Reports suggest all three were violated sexually before being brutally murdered.
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Oh man, see that? Everybody's getting laid, but me.
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- Season 5 - Meet the Quagmires
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And now Ollie Williams with the black weather report, Ollie.
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It's gonna Rain!
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Can a woman really be mayor? Or will she just bleed all over the city?
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- Season 5 - It Takes a Village Idiot, I Married One
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And now to Ollie Williams in the Channel 5 helicopter. Ollie?
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Everybody looks like ants!
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Probably because your so high up, Ollie.
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Hey Ollie, how are you beating the heat?
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Swimmin' hole!
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And up next, Diane's weight.
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