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 I wanted to show Mischa the North, show here a piece of me.
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You're from Manchester, you could take her round and show her the gun crime sites.
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What's the problem, anyway? What do you think is going to happen?
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You might touch my bottom.
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Were you an altar boy?
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Are you seriously saying that you were abused as a child when you were an altar boy?
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Only verbally... and physically. Not sexually, just punched by a priest.
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You've got a huge amount of momentum behind you.
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You get momentum when you're going down hill.
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Imagine that eh? Lovely thought, isn't it? Being cooked in your own juice. I'll be honest. I don't think I could muster more than a thimbleful.
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You look like you're recovering from a stroke and learning how to get mobility again.
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God I wish you were Mischa.
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God I'm glad I'm not.
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Rob, have you ever thought of doing a sponsored silence?
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Well, this light isn't very good for me. What does my skin look like in this light?
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Well, you know, it's uneven. It's like the surface of the moon. Fascinating.
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The Trip Characters
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| Steve Coogan | as | Steve Coogan |
| Rob Brydon | as | Rob Brydon |
| Claire Keelan | as | Emma | Margo Stilley | as | Mischa | ||
| Rebecca Johnson | as | Sally | |||||
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