The Simpsons Season 9 Quotes

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Homer		I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge		It’s Wednesday Homer.
Homer		Aaargh! Work!
Comments		- Season 9 - Reality Bites


Homer		The Internet’s on computers now.
Comments		- Season 9 - Das Bus


Marge		It's time for the church picnic.
Homer		What? They had a picnic last week.
Marge		No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
Comments		- Season 9 - King of the Hill



Bart		God is so in-your-face.
Homer		Yeah, he’s my favourite fictional character.
Comments		- Season 9 - Das Bus


Grandpa		Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
Comments		- Season 9 - Lisa's Sax


Grandpa		Homer, you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly.
Comments		- Season 9 - Lisa's Sax



Chief Wiggum		Good luck Ralphie. If your nose starts bleeding it means you’re picking it too much... or not enough.
Comments		- Season 9 - Das Bus


Homer		I love these real Saturdays, not like those fake ones that almost got me fired...
Comments		- Season 9 - Reality Bites


Homer		It's just like David and Goliath. Only this time David won.
Comments		- Season 9 - Trash of the Titans



Homer		Lisa, do I have my pants on?
Lisa		Yes.
Homer		Perfect.
Comments		- Season 9 - Trash of the Titans


Homer		Hey, everybody, I’m Peter Pantless!
Comments		- Season 9 - The City of New York vs Homer Simpson


Bart		Eat my shorts!
Comments		- Season 9 - Lisa's Sax