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Chief Wiggum		Good luck Ralphie. If your nose starts bleeding it means you’re picking it too much... or not enough.
Comments		- Season 9 - Das Bus


Homer		I love these real Saturdays, not like those fake ones that almost got me fired...
Comments		- Season 9 - Reality Bites


Milhouse		I can’t go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Gabrielle Feather Campbell



Marge		You're not even listening to me.
Homer		Sure they will.
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Homer		Oh, my God, space aliens. Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids... eat them.
Comments		- Season 8 - Treehouse of Horror VII


Homer		Used grease is worth money?.. Then my arteries are clogged with yellow gold. I’m rich!
Comments		- Season 10 - Lard of the Dance



Bart		Mom’s going to kill you.
Homer		If she didn’t want he car ruined she should have done a better job hiding her keys.
Comments		- Season 10 - Lard of the Dance


Milhouse		There’s plenty of Milhouse to go around.
Comments		- Season 10 - Lard of the Dance


Homer		Let’s prayer… Dear Lord, we know you’re busy seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that…
Comments		- Season 10 - Lard of the Dance



Marge		I suppose if this doesn’t workout you can get your job back at the plant.
Homer		Not the way I quit.
Comments		- Season 10 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace


Homer		I’m the luckiest man in the world… now that Lou Gehrig’s dead.
Comments		- Season 10 - Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble


Homer		Are you sure this is a sci-fi convention, it’s full of nerds?
Comments		- Season 10 - Mayored to the Mob

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The Simpsons Characters

			Homer Simpson				Marge Simpson
			Bart Simpson				Lisa Simpson
			Maggie Simpson				Ned Flanders
			Apu Nahasapeemapetilon				Charles Montgomery Burns
			Barney Gumble				Seymour Skinner
			Grandpa Simpson				Carl Carlson
			Dr Hibbert				Comic Book Guy
			Todd Flanders				Rod Flanders
			Krusty the Clown				Edna Krabappel
			Groundskeeper Willie				Martin Prince
			Nelson Muntz				Lenny Leonard
			Otto Mann				Moe Szysiak
			Waylon Smithers				Ralph Wiggum
			Milhouse Van Houten				Chief Clancy Wiggum
			Selma Bouvier				Patty Bouvier
			Sideshow Bob