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Homer		I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge		It’s Wednesday Homer.
Homer		Aaargh! Work!
Comments		- Season 9 - Reality Bites


Homer		The Internet’s on computers now.
Comments		- Season 9 - Das Bus


Marge		It's time for the church picnic.
Homer		What? They had a picnic last week.
Marge		No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
Comments		- Season 9 - King of the Hill



Homer		Hey, they’ve got chairs with wheels. And here I am using my legs like a sucker.
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Marge		I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it’s brain food, I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it. And you know how smart they are.
Comments		- Season 10 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace


Bart		God is so in-your-face.
Homer		Yeah, he’s my favourite fictional character.
Comments		- Season 9 - Das Bus



Grandpa		Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
Comments		- Season 9 - Lisa's Sax


Mr Dewey Largo		Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
Lisa		No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Gabrielle Feather Campbell


Lisa		Oh, I was a fool to help that horrible old man.
Homer		I hope you learned your lesson, Lisa. Never help anyone.
Comments		- Season 8 - The Old Man and the Lisa



Marge		You're not even listening to me.
Homer		Sure they will.
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Homer		All my life I've been a fat man trapped in an obese man's body.
Comments		- Season 7 - King-Size Homer


Grandpa		Homer, you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly.
Comments		- Season 9 - Lisa's Sax

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