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The Royle Family Season 3 Quotes
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 We don't want Sky, we don't watch telly enough to get the value.
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Anne Robinson, my arse. Watchdog?.. I am watching a bloody dog.
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Elton John was married to a woman but he still drops anchor in poo bay.
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He's a big headed bugger him.
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Who?
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Humpty Dumpty! Ha ha ha! One nil!
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Did he have a tetanus, Mary?
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Oh, yes Barbara, just a little prick in his bottom.
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Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be... completely bloody bladdered!
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Hey! I know you're not supposed to say this in this day and age, what with the millennium and all that, but you cannot beat a great pair of knockers.
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I'll tell you about bloody London, eh? Pint of beer, three pound a bloody pint. And it's as flat as a witch's tit.
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I'm only doing a finger buffet.
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Finger my arse!
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What were her last words.
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Trevor McDonald.
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Get that, would you Barb?
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Oh, Elsie's daughter Marian went to London to see something. What was it Barbara?
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Was it Cats?
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No, it was a musical.
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