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The Royle Family Quotes
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Britian's laziest family... the Royle Family. If you remember the show, you'll love these funny quotes.
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 98 quid? It’s good to talk… my arse!
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You’re as tight as a crab’s arse.
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Pasta, my arse!
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Are you going to make a brew or what Barbara? I’ve got a throat here like Gandhi’s bloody flip-flop.
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Going for an Eartha Kitt.
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I’m going for a Tom Tit.
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I couldn’t give a shiny shite!
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Wash & Go… You know, that stuff on the ad where that bird washes then pisses off.
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There’s too many arses in this house.
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If I get married again, the something blue will be the veins in the back of my legs.
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It’s up here for thinking, down there for dancing.
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Get that door Antony! And if it’s the invisible man, tell him I can’t see him.
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