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The Ricky Gervais Show Quotes
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Ricky Gervais, Karl Pilkington and Stephen Merchant sit down and chat about various different topics. These episodes where originally pod-casts but due to there success, they've been made into a series of shows. The three of them are animated, with there real voices.
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Just saying 'waste not, want not', I don't think it's that good. It's not even that catchy.
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How would you word it?
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Woah, woah, don't be chucking that out, you might need that later.
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- Season 1 - Charity
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I saw a leg, sticking out of a door way, thought 'here we go'. Walked past it, you're not going to believe this... Homeless, Chinese fella. I've seen one of them.
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- Season 1 - Charity
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There was John the Screw.
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He had sex a lot? Or he worked in a prison?
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No he had a DIY shop.
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He slept in a rubber dinghy.
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Why did he sleep in a rubber dinghy?
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He just liked boats and stuff.
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- Season 1 - Cobblers
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He's the one who lived in a bed sit and he had two tellies. He had one that the sound didn't work on and one that the picture didn't. But both together... it worked.
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- Season 1 - Cobblers
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Karl, what is an analogy?
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Er... It's sort of like a little story told quickly.
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- Season 1 - Glass Houses
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Karl is an ongoing project for me. I've seen him blossom from an idiot into an imbecile.
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- Season 1 - Space Monkey
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D'you know like they say people have sixth senses?
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Yeah.
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There's loads more than that.
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- Season 1 - Space Monkey
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I'm surprised that no companies have thought about sponsoring the homeless. Something like a clothing company. Give them some clothes, put an advert on the back. Everyone's a winner.
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Read in a free newspaper that hedgehogs could be gone by 2025. I think I've seen more dead hedgehogs than aline ones anyway, so I won't miss them.
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Too many Chinese cooks spoils the broth.
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- Season 1 - Nuts
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The Ricky Gervais Show Characters
| Ricky Gervais | as | Ricky Gervais |
| Karl Pilkington | as | Karl Pilkington |
| Stephen Merchant | as | Stephen Merchant | ||||
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Just saying 'waste not, want not', I don't think it's that good. It's not even that catchy.












