The Ricky Gervais Show Quotes

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Ricky Gervais, Karl Pilkington and Stephen Merchant sit down and chat about various different topics. These episodes where originally pod-casts but due to there success, they've been made into a series of shows. The three of them are animated, with there real voices.

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Karl		Just saying 'waste not, want not', I don't think it's that good. It's not even that catchy.
Ricky		How would you word it?
Karl		Woah, woah, don't be chucking that out, you might need that later.
Comments		- Season 1 - Charity


Karl		I saw a leg, sticking out of a door way, thought 'here we go'. Walked past it, you're not going to believe this... Homeless, Chinese fella. I've seen one of them.
Comments		- Season 1 - Charity


Karl		There was John the Screw.
Ricky		He had sex a lot? Or he worked in a prison?
Karl		No he had a DIY shop.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 1 - The Diary



Karl		He slept in a rubber dinghy.
Stephen		Why did he sleep in a rubber dinghy?
Karl		He just liked boats and stuff.
Comments		- Season 1 - Cobblers


Karl		He's the one who lived in a bed sit and he had two tellies. He had one that the sound didn't work on and one that the picture didn't. But both together... it worked.
Comments		- Season 1 - Cobblers


Ricky		Karl is an ongoing project for me. I've seen him blossom from an idiot into an imbecile.
Comments		- Season 1 - Space Monkey



Karl		D'you know like they say people have sixth senses?
Ricky		Yeah.
Karl		There's loads more than that.
Comments		- Season 1 - Space Monkey


Karl		I'm surprised that no companies have thought about sponsoring the homeless. Something like a clothing company. Give them some clothes, put an advert on the back. Everyone's a winner.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 1 - Nuts


Karl		Read in a free newspaper that hedgehogs could be gone by 2025. I think I've seen more dead hedgehogs than aline ones anyway, so I won't miss them.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 1 - Nuts



Karl		Too many Chinese cooks spoils the broth.
Comments		- Season 1 - Nuts


Ricky		Karl, what is an analogy?
Karl		Er... It's sort of like a little story told quickly.
Comments		- Season 1 - Glass Houses


Ricky		Hahaaha! He adds another syllable into the word ugly! Haha. Ug-er-ly.
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Karl		I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes out with stuff.
Comments		- Season 2 - Clive Warren


Karl		I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse.
Comments		- Season 2 - Future


Karl		I don't know why gays like looking at knobs when they've got one of their own.
Comments		- Season 2 - Leg Rubber