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The Office (UK) Quotes
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 I watched that Peak Practice... Bloody repeat.
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Yeah. Annoying, isn't it?
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Not for me, I hadn't seen it.
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All farmers have wives.
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Not this one, he's gay.
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Well, then he shouldn't be allowed near animals.
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Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?
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Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.
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I never thought I'd say this... but can I hear more from Gareth, please.
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I'm not homophobic. Come round, look at my CD collection. You'll find Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys... They're all bummers.
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You know the phrase softly softly catchy monkey? I could catch a monkey. If I was starving, I could.
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I said, Head Office have got me to contend with. You can fiddle with Neil's people, but I'm the head of this family. You're going to fiddle with my children.
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I've fused Flashdance with MC Hammer sh*t.
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I think it was John Lennon who said 'Life is what happens when you're making other plans.' And that's how I feel... Although he also said 'I am the walrus, I am the eggman.' So I don't know what to believe.
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I was just thinking, will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?
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A good idea is a good idea forever... Philosophy.
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Give me half an hour with her, I'll be up to my nuts in guts.
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What you doing in so early? Sh*t the bed?
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No. I haven't done that for weeks.
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