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Andy Andy Open QuoteI've been trying to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have wash-board abs the first time Angela sees me naked.Close Quote
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Michael Michael Open QuoteDoes anyone have any idea what the number one cause of death is in this country?Close Quote
Dwight Dwight Open QuoteShotgun weddings!Close Quote
Jim Jim Open QuoteThat's not what that is.Close Quote
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Andy Andy Open QuoteAndy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them... Or he quits them because they are unfair.Close Quote
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Dwight Dwight Open QuoteBaby's are one of my many areas of expertise, growing up I performed my own circumcision.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Baby Shower
 
Angela Angela Open QuoteYou gave birth in a tub?Close Quote
Jan Jan Open QuoteYeah...Close Quote
Creed Creed Open QuoteMust have been like the tide at Omaha Beach.Close Quote
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Creed Creed Open QuoteNo body steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared, his name was Creed Bratton.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Crime Aid
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteI have got to make sure youTube come down to tape this.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Stress Relief 2
 
Creed Creed Open QuoteWhat's a text?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Stress Relief 2
 
Dwight Dwight Open QuoteI train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command... also I can retract my penis up into itself.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Blood Drive
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteIt's Britney bitch!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Heavy Competition
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteOur balls are in your court.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Broke
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteDoes anyone have any idea what the number one cause of death is in this country?Close Quote
Dwight Dwight Open QuoteShot-gun weddings.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Weight Loss
 
Phyllis Phyllis Open QuoteI wonder what people like about me... probably my juggs.Close Quote
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Angela Angela Open QuoteI once reported Oscar to the INS, turns out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Business Ethics
 
Bob Vance Open QuoteMind if I steal my wife?Close Quote
Dwight Dwight Open QuoteYou cannot steal what is legally your property.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Cafe Disco
 

The Office (US) Characters

Steve Carell Steve Carell  as  Michael Scott John Krasinski John Krasinski  as  Jim Halper
Jenna Fischer Jenna Fischer  as  Pam Halpert Beesly Rainn Wilson Rainn Wilson  as  Dwight Schrute
Rashida Jones Rashida Jones  as  Karen Filippelli Ed Helms Ed Helms  as  Andy Bernard
B J Novak B J Novak  as  Ryan Howard David Koechner David Koechner  as  Todd Packer
Melora Hardin Melora Hardin  as  Jan Levinson Leslie David Baker Leslie David Baker  as  Stanley Hudson
Craig Robinson Craig Robinson  as  Darryl Philbin Phyllis Smith Phyllis Smith  as  Phyllis Lapin Vance
Creed Bratton Creed Bratton  as  Creed Bratton Angela Kinsey Angela Kinsey  as  Angela Martin
Paul Lieberstein Paul Lieberstein  as  Toby Flenderson Brian Baumgartner Brian Baumgartner  as  Kevin Malone
Oscar Nunez Oscar Nunez  as  Oscar Martinez Kate Flannery Kate Flannery  as  Meredith Palmer
Mindy Kaling Mindy Kaling  as  Kelly Kapoor Amy Ryan Amy Ryan  as  Holly Flax
Will Ferrell Will Ferrell  as  Deangelo Vickers

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