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The Office (US) Season 3 Quotes
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 You don't call retarded people retards, it's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
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Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime and you could tell me how it is you're able to do that to another dude.
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A man can go on living for minutes after his head has been removed.
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You’re thinking of a chicken.
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What did I say?
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It feels like someone has took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And at the same time somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledge. Then a third person walks in and hits me in the grief bone. And I am crying and no one can hear me, as I’m terribly, terribly, terribly alone.
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These are not my shoes.
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I didn't hire a convict, unless you mean Toby, convicted rapist...
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They say that when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. Well with Carol I knew within the first 24 minutes... of the second day that I met her.
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I am now chopping off Philis' head with a chainsaw... ring-ding-ding-ding!
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