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Pam Pam Open QuoteMy Mother's coming.Close Quote
Michael Michael Open QuoteThats what she said!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Sexual Harassment
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteYou don't call retarded people retards, it's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Gay Witch Hunt
 
Creed Creed Open QuoteLater, skater!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Dunder Mifflin Infinity
 
Bob Vance Open QuoteBob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Christmas Party
 
Jim Jim Open QuoteWhaaass-uuup - I still love that after 7 years.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pilot
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteDown-sizing is a bitch.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pilot
 
Todd Todd Open QuoteDoes the carpet match the drapes?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pilot
 
Dwight Dwight Open QuoteOne word, two syllibles: Demarkation!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pilot
 
Michael Michael Open QuotePeople I respect, heros of mine: Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, Bono and probably God would be the forth one.Close Quote
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Michael Michael Open QuoteYou wouldn't just arrest someone for delivering drugs from one guy to another.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Sexual Harassment
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteI'm an early bird and I'm an owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Office Olympics
 
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The Office (US) Characters

Steve Carell Steve Carell  as  Michael Scott John Krasinski John Krasinski  as  Jim Halper
Jenna Fischer Jenna Fischer  as  Pam Halpert Beesly Rainn Wilson Rainn Wilson  as  Dwight Schrute
Rashida Jones Rashida Jones  as  Karen Filippelli Ed Helms Ed Helms  as  Andy Bernard
B J Novak B J Novak  as  Ryan Howard David Koechner David Koechner  as  Todd Packer
Melora Hardin Melora Hardin  as  Jan Levinson Leslie David Baker Leslie David Baker  as  Stanley Hudson
Craig Robinson Craig Robinson  as  Darryl Philbin Phyllis Smith Phyllis Smith  as  Phyllis Lapin Vance
Creed Bratton Creed Bratton  as  Creed Bratton Angela Kinsey Angela Kinsey  as  Angela Martin
Paul Lieberstein Paul Lieberstein  as  Toby Flenderson Brian Baumgartner Brian Baumgartner  as  Kevin Malone
Oscar Nunez Oscar Nunez  as  Oscar Martinez Kate Flannery Kate Flannery  as  Meredith Palmer
Mindy Kaling Mindy Kaling  as  Kelly Kapoor Amy Ryan Amy Ryan  as  Holly Flax
Will Ferrell Will Ferrell  as  Deangelo Vickers

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