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Roy		Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Comments		- Season 1 - Yesterday's Jam


Moss		Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?
Comments		- Season 1 - The Red Door


Roy		What would you say to a big girl's night out?
Moss		How big are the girls?
Comments		- Season 1 - Aunt Irma Visits



Roy		A gay musical, called gay, that's quite gay.
Comments		- Season 2 - The Working Outing


Moss		I came here to drink milk and kick ass... and I've just finished my milk!
Comments		- Season 4 - The Final Countdown


Jen		If you type 'Google' into Google... you can break the internet, so please no one try it!
Comments		- Season 3 - The Speech



Moss		Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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Moss		You've got big balls Roy.
Comments		- Season 1 - Aunt Irma Visits


Roy		I just don't know many straight men that read Heat magazine.
Comments		- Season 2 - The Working Outing



Douglas		The Ordinary Boys? Where do they get these crazy names from?
Comments		- Season 2 - Smoke and Mirrors


Douglas		Damn that Sorcerer, 20 gold pieces and I'm w**kered on rohypnol.
Comments		- Season 2 - Men Without Women


Douglas		I like my women, like I like my toast, hot and consumable with butter.
Comments		- Season 4 - Jen the Fredo

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