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The Inbetweeners Season 2 Quotes
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 What about me, it's my birthday and I just saw Patrice try to mount Charlotte! The f*cking baguette-eating dickhead frog!
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That's a bit racist..
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He's made me racist!
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My knob's cut, my knob is cut!
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Feisty one, you are..
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Bus w*nkers!
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On holiday one year in Spain, me and a friend took a pedlo out and ended up in Africa.
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I went to fart and instead, sh*t myself.
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Are you the lady who sucks off school boys?
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You can lead a horse to water, but you cant stop it from sticking Lego up its bum.
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How much Lego can you stuff up your ass?
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What the f*ck? Now your going on about Lego?
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Softly softly catchy monkey.
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I didn't know you spoke spanish!
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Why the f**k did you do that?
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To get the Sea-Police out.
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I'm not eating that, it came out of the f**king sea!
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The Inbetweeners Characters
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| Simon Bird | as | Will McKenzie |
| Joe Thomas | as | Simon Cooper |
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| James Buckley | as | Jay Cartwright |
| Blake Harrison | as | Neil Sutherland |
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