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The Inbetweeners Season 1 Quotes
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 I am the worst person in the world.
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He was up all night f*cking the brains out of Carly!
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Not quite. He puked on her brothers head and then went back home and accused Neil's dad of being a paedophile.
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Ha, ha, ha, what a nob. Oi my dads not a paedo.
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I've got a fake ID in'it a driving licence, says that I'm 18 years old.
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But you're not 18.
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That's right Neil, it's fake ID.
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But if she wasnt your mum, would you do her?
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Well, she is so.. no!
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Briefcase wanker!
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Thats a baggage themed insult.
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Friend!
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You've had an eventful day, bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing Carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have I missed anything!?
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We also hit a spastic with a frisby.
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You Bumder!
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I'll be up to my nuts in guts!
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Friend!
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Friend!
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He's not my f*cking friend!
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Oh my God, check out the Juggasaurus Rex.
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They do say 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... except polio'.
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Nice car.
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Thanks, it's not actually from Hawaii, it just says it on the back.
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| Jay's Dad |
They sale any port in the storm and she was the size of a port.
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Put your wellies on 'cause I'm gonna be deep in the clunge.
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What's he gonna do with that its like a McDonalds chip.
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I've just seen the clunge head towards Nemisis Inferno.
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The worst that could happen is you get nothing, the best that could happen, you get stinky fingers!
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Roller-coasters and tits... this is going to be brilliant.
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Here's £10, just promise me you won't spend it on the fruit machines.
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I can't do that I'm afraid.
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Say what you like professor words.
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There's plenty more fish in the sea, Jay's harpooned himself a whale.
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The Inbetweeners Characters
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| Simon Bird | as | Will McKenzie |
| Joe Thomas | as | Simon Cooper |
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| James Buckley | as | Jay Cartwright |
| Blake Harrison | as | Neil Sutherland |
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