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The Inbetweeners Quotes
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The funniest british comedy for years. It reminds me of my days at high school. If you like the Inbetweeners, you'll love these funny quotes.
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 You've had an eventful day, bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing Carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have I missed anything!?
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We also hit a spastic with a frisby.
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You Bumder!
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I'll be up to my nuts in guts!
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With looks like this, if I go to prison my anal virginity won't last a day.
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My knob's cut, my knob is cut!
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Your dad is so AIDS, he's the one who gave it to the monkey!
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Oi! My dads not bent!
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Do you like my new earings, its my new look?
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What look's that, the Pat Butcher look?
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Feisty one, you are..
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| Tara |
Are you the guy that shit himself in the exam?
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Friend!
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Friend!
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He's not my f*cking friend!
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Bus w*nkers!
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On holiday one year in Spain, me and a friend took a pedlo out and ended up in Africa.
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The Inbetweeners Characters
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| Simon Bird | as | Will McKenzie |
| Joe Thomas | as | Simon Cooper |
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| James Buckley | as | Jay Cartwright |
| Blake Harrison | as | Neil Sutherland |
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