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The Inbetweeners Quotes
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The funniest british comedy for years. It reminds me of my days at high school. If you like the Inbetweeners, you'll love these funny quotes.
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 I'm gonna f*ck your f*ckin* fanny off you tw*t!
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Softly softly catchy monkey.
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I didn't know you spoke spanish!
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I've gotta move to f*cking Swansea?
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What's Swansea, is it an animal?
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You've had an eventful day, bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing Carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have I missed anything!?
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We also hit a spastic with a frisby.
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What about me, it's my birthday and I just saw Patrice try to mount Charlotte! The f*cking baguette-eating dickhead frog!
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That's a bit racist..
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He's made me racist!
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I went to fart and instead, sh*t myself.
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Put your wellies on 'cause I'm gonna be deep in the clunge.
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I am the worst person in the world.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you cant stop it from sticking Lego up its bum.
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Are you the lady who sucks off school boys?
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Friend!
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Friend!
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He's not my f*cking friend!
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What the bloody f*ck do you think your doing?!
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The Inbetweeners Characters
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| Simon Bird | as | Will McKenzie |
| Joe Thomas | as | Simon Cooper |
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| James Buckley | as | Jay Cartwright |
| Blake Harrison | as | Neil Sutherland |
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