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The Inbetweeners Quotes
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The funniest british comedy for years. It reminds me of my days at high school. If you like the Inbetweeners, you'll love these funny quotes.
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 I went to fart and instead, sh*t myself.
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Feisty one, you are..
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Oh my God, check out the Juggasaurus Rex.
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I've got a fake ID in'it a driving licence, says that I'm 18 years old.
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But you're not 18.
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That's right Neil, it's fake ID.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you cant stop it from sticking Lego up its bum.
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He was up all night f*cking the brains out of Carly!
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Not quite. He puked on her brothers head and then went back home and accused Neil's dad of being a paedophile.
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Ha, ha, ha, what a nob. Oi my dads not a paedo.
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They sale any port in the storm and she was the size of a port.
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How much Lego can you stuff up your ass?
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What the f*ck? Now your going on about Lego?
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You've had an eventful day, bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing Carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have I missed anything!?
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We also hit a spastic with a frisby.
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What about me, it's my birthday and I just saw Patrice try to mount Charlotte! The f*cking baguette-eating dickhead frog!
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That's a bit racist..
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He's made me racist!
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Are you the lady who sucks off school boys?
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What's this pesto stuff is it for humans?
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Yes it's for f*cking humans
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The Inbetweeners Characters
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| Simon Bird | as | Will McKenzie |
| Joe Thomas | as | Simon Cooper |
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| James Buckley | as | Jay Cartwright |
| Blake Harrison | as | Neil Sutherland |
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