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The funniest british comedy for years. It reminds me of my days at high school. If you like the Inbetweeners, you'll love these funny quotes.
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 I am the worst person in the world.
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What the bloody f*ck do you think your doing?!
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He was up all night f*cking the brains out of Carly!
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Not quite. He puked on her brothers head and then went back home and accused Neil's dad of being a paedophile.
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Ha, ha, ha, what a nob. Oi my dads not a paedo.
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What's this pesto stuff is it for humans?
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Yes it's for f*cking humans
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I'm gonna f*ck your f*ckin* fanny off you tw*t!
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I've got a fake ID in'it a driving licence, says that I'm 18 years old.
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But you're not 18.
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That's right Neil, it's fake ID.
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But if she wasnt your mum, would you do her?
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Well, she is so.. no!
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Briefcase wanker!
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Thats a baggage themed insult.
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You definitely take after your mum in the cock department she hasn't got one either.
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What about me, it's my birthday and I just saw Patrice try to mount Charlotte! The f*cking baguette-eating dickhead frog!
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That's a bit racist..
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He's made me racist!
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| Jay |
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I've gotta move to f*cking Swansea?
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What's Swansea, is it an animal?
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Friend!
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| Simon Bird | as | Will McKenzie |
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| James Buckley | as | Jay Cartwright |
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