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Rallo Open QuoteSpeaking of pencils, I've got a golf pencil in my pants right now.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pilot
 
Terry Open QuoteSo I said: I don't care if you're pregnant, that's a three-way in my book.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Birth of a Salesman
 
Cleveland Jr Open QuoteDad, do you want me to get herpes?Close Quote
Cleveland Open QuoteI want you to at least try!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cleveland Jr's Cherry Bomb
 
Cleveland Open QuoteRobera, do you have a date for the Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance?Close Quote
Robera Open QuoteNo...Close Quote
Cleveland Open QuoteYoooouuu Dooooo Nooooowww!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter-Dinner-Dance
 
Holt Open QuoteBro!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - The Curious Case of Jr Working at the Stool
 
Rallo Open QuoteI poo'ed my pants at recess.Close Quote
Cleveland Open QuoteWe all have accidents .Close Quote
Rallo Open QuoteOhh, it wasn't no accident.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter-Dinner-Dance
 
Cleveland Open QuoteF*ck yow mama!Close Quote
Cleveland Jr Open QuoteOk dad.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Hot Cocoa Bang Bang
 
Holt Open QuoteI saw a mermaid once, nailed her. Turned out it was a seabass, whatever. They look all the same on a bed of ice.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Ship'rect
 
Rallo Open QuoteWomen be eating... Am I right?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Rallo Open QuoteSomeone colored in your ass with too much ass, fatass.Close Quote
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The Cleveland Show Characters

   Cleveland Brown    Donna Tubbs
   Rallo Tubbs    Cleveland Jr
   Robera Tubbs    Tim the Bear
   Terry Kimble    Lester Krinklesac
   Holt Richter    Arianna the Bear
   Kendra Krinklesac    Ernie Krinklesac
   Federline Jones

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