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Howard		When it comes to sexual-harassment law... I'm a bit of a self-taught expert.
Comments		- Season 1 - The Fuzzy Boots Corollary


Raj		I grew up in Indian, an entire subcontinent where cows walk the street and nobody has ever had a solid bowel movement.
Comments		- Season 4 - The Hot Troll Deviation


Howard		More details about the new Star Trek film. There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.
Raj		I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.
Comments		- Season 1 - The Bat Jar Conjecture



Howard		Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms... Or hits you with the pepper spray.
Comments		- Season 1 - The Fuzzy Boots Corollary


Howard		Ow! Damn, paper cut! There's nothing worse than a paper cut.
Raj		Well, obviously, you don't remember your circumcision.
Comments		- Season 3 - The Bozeman Reaction


Sheldon		I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Comments		- Season 3 - The Bozeman Reaction



Howard		Sheldon, why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?
Sheldon		Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.
Comments		- Season 3 - The Bozeman Reaction


Leonard's Mom		So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage to express your latent homosexual feelings towards one another?
Comments		- Season 3 - The Maternal Congruence


Sheldon		Knock knock knock Penny. Knock knock knock Penny. Knock knock knock Penny
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michelle Marshall



Leonard's Mom		Common complaint among men, nothing's ever big enough. Except when they get a tumor. Then you never hear the end of it.
Comments		- Season 2 - The Panty Pinata Polarization


Howard		I would kill my Rabi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
Comments		- Season 1 - The Pork Chop Indeterminacy


Howard		Is it just me, or is web chatting with your clothes on pointless.
Comments		- Season 1 - The Grasshopper Experiment

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The Big Bang Theory Characters

Johnny Galecki	as	Leonard Hofstadter	Jim Parsons	as	Sheldon Cooper
Kaley Cuoco	as	Penny	Simon Helberg	as	Howard Wolowitz
Kunal Nayyar	as	Raj Koothrappali	Mayim Bialik	as	Amy Fowler