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The Big Bang Theory Quotes
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 When it comes to sexual-harassment law... I'm a bit of a self-taught expert.
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I grew up in Indian, an entire subcontinent where cows walk the street and nobody has ever had a solid bowel movement.
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Knock knock knock Penny. Knock knock knock Penny. Knock knock knock Penny
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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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Sheldon, why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?
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Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.
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So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage to express your latent homosexual feelings towards one another?
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Is it just me, or is web chatting with your clothes on pointless.
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Leonard isn't the kinda guy I usually go out with.
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Leonard isn't the kinda guy anyone usually goes out with.
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Holy crap on a cracker!
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More details about the new Star Trek film. There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.
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I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.
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The last girl my mom set me up with had a mustache and a vestigial tail.
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Common complaint among men, nothing's ever big enough. Except when they get a tumor. Then you never hear the end of it.
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The Big Bang Theory Characters
| Johnny Galecki | as | Leonard Hofstadter |
| Jim Parsons | as | Sheldon Cooper |
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| Kaley Cuoco | as | Penny | Simon Helberg | as | Howard Wolowitz | |
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| Kunal Nayyar | as | Raj Koothrappali | Mayim Bialik | as | Amy Fowler |
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