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The Big Bang Theory Quotes
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When it comes to sexual-harassment law... I'm a bit of a self-taught expert.
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- Season 1 - The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
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I grew up in Indian, an entire subcontinent where cows walk the street and nobody has ever had a solid bowel movement.
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- Season 4 - The Hot Troll Deviation
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More details about the new Star Trek film. There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.
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I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.
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- Season 1 - The Bat Jar Conjecture
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Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms... Or hits you with the pepper spray.
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- Season 1 - The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
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Ow! Damn, paper cut! There's nothing worse than a paper cut.
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Well, obviously, you don't remember your circumcision.
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- Season 3 - The Bozeman Reaction
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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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- Season 3 - The Bozeman Reaction
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Sheldon, why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?
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Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.
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- Season 3 - The Bozeman Reaction
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| Leonard's Mom |
So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage to express your latent homosexual feelings towards one another?
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- Season 3 - The Maternal Congruence
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Knock knock knock Penny. Knock knock knock Penny. Knock knock knock Penny
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| Leonard's Mom |
Common complaint among men, nothing's ever big enough. Except when they get a tumor. Then you never hear the end of it.
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- Season 2 - The Panty Pinata Polarization
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I would kill my Rabi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
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- Season 1 - The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
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Is it just me, or is web chatting with your clothes on pointless.
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- Season 1 - The Grasshopper Experiment
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The Big Bang Theory Characters
| Johnny Galecki | as | Leonard Hofstadter |
| Jim Parsons | as | Sheldon Cooper |
| Kaley Cuoco | as | Penny | Simon Helberg | as | Howard Wolowitz | |
| Kunal Nayyar | as | Raj Koothrappali | Mayim Bialik | as | Amy Fowler |
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