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Towelie Open QuoteYou wanna get high?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo Towelie, we don't want to get high!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Kati Dery - Season 5 - Towelie
 
Chef Open QuoteI'm gonna maaaake love! Even when I'm dead! Just because my heart ain't beating doesnt mean you won't get laid!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteWe've gotta! Get outta here.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pinkeye
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude, this is pretty f*cked up right here.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYeah, what's there to hate about rainbows?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come, marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, ay! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman, what the hell are you talking about?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000
 
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteYou should'a seen the titties!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteWhat titties?Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteThere were titties!! They were just such big tiiiitties!!!......I almost, touched them.....Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Major Boobage
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYeah, whatever you fat bitch.Close Quote
Mrs Crabtree Open QuoteWhat did you say!?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI said I have a bad itch.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteThat fat bitch won't let us!Close Quote
bus driver Open QuoteWhat did you say?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI said that rabbits eat lettuce.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude dolphins are intelligent and friendly!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah, intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh man this is bad.Close Quote
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteDid I say something to you sugar-tits!?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - D-Yikes!
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteYou've been on your computer all weekend. Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI am socializing r-tard! I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people all over the world and getting XP with my party using teamspeak.Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteI'm not an r-tard.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteStan, your grandma sent you a poke and you didn't poke her back.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteBut dad, I don't want to.Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteStan poke your grandma!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends
 
Chef Open QuoteChildren go f*ck yourself.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat did he say?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI think he said to f*ck ourself.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Jerome Strickland - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWow, this place is huge.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYeah almost as big as cartmans ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo it isn't you guys.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Danny Vulganius
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Trapped in the Closet
 
Tuong Open QuoteI can't do it for less than 3,000 dollar.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteHow about 60 dollar?Close Quote
Tuong Open Quote62 dollar and you got a deal... He he he, never try to bargain with Chinese man.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Danny Vulganius - Season 7 - It's Christmas in Canada
 
Chef Open QuoteHi there, children!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteChef, what would a priest wanna stick up our butts?Close Quote
Chef Open QuoteGoodbye!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Red Hot Catholic Love
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteHave you learned the importance of voting?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI've learned to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich, because it's usually the only option I've got.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Douche and Turd
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteI just saw Strawberry Short Cake tied up and dead with pee in her eye.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 3
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys im going home!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteBut, Cartman we are trying to..Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys, home.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWhat's a homosexual?Close Quote
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteYou came to the right person Stan. Listen gay people are evil!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my God Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chef Aid
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteI can't kill you grandpa. I'll get in trouble.Close Quote
Stan's Grandpa Open QuoteI killed my grandpa at your age!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Death
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteI wanna goddamn cheeseburger, and some goddamn fries you f*cking gooback!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Goobacks
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my God, Ozzy Osborne bit Kenny's head off!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chef Aid
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYeah, so that makes you a pussy, pussaholic!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWow! Do you guys realise? This is like only the second time we've been to outer space.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteThey took our jurbs!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Michael Kavanagh - Season 8 - Goobacks
 
Grandpa Open QuoteI'm proud of you Billy.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI'm Stan!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Fantastic Easter Special
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh my God, they killed Kenny!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou bastards!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Daniela Quintana
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteIt's just that he killed 23 babies.Close Quote
Crowd Member Open QuoteYeah but it was in self defense!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHe killed 23 babies in self defense?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Free Hat
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god! The video game caused Kenny to have a seizure!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDude, sweet!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Chinpokomon
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteAhahaha now you know my terrible secret!!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou're gay? It's fine if you're gay butters I don't care.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteNo I'm professor chaos....Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - My Future Self n' Me
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWe rip on everyone; like Cartman for being fat, and Cartman for being stupid, and Cartman for having a sadistic whore for a mom.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHey, you did me already!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteCome on dude, you don't care about whales, you just want to be on TV.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI deserve to be on TV.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Whale Whores
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteCreme Fraiche! Cafeteria Fraiche!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDad.... What are you doing?Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteFalalalala! Fraichee!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Julia Ann Lightner - Season 14 - Creme Fraiche
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou don't even know anything about Christianity.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI know enough to exploit it.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteLook, Tom Cruise's got semen on his back!Close Quote
Jesus Open Quote...Well, maybe Tom Cruise likes semen...Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - 201
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI am the candy-master.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo, you're the ass-master, there is a difference.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pinkeye
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god Kenny killed Death!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou Bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys we should go to black barts cave first, because we'll want to go through it a million times.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo it's Kyle's birthday, we should do what ever he wants to do first.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat f*ck Kyle?!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Casa Bonita
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh my God! I killed Kenny!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYour a bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pinkeye
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman will you give Kyle a kidneyClose Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo, no, no, no, no, no!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god we killed Kenny.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWe killed Kenny?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYep. We're bastards.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Mitch Davis - Season 4 - Cartman' Silly Hate Crime 2000
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWhoa dude. I've got boobs!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteMy Dad's a perve and my Mom tried to kill me but I know I'm gonna be ok.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteReally? You think so?Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteNo I'm just lying.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Butters' Very Own Episode
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNow are you alright?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass? No I'm not alright!Close Quote
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Little Boy Open QuoteThere gonna kill us!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteThere not going to kill you.Close Quote
Little Boy Open QuoteThat's what Steve Irwin said about those sting rays!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Stanley's Cup
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman you suck at playing Americans vs Bosnians! From now on if you want to play, you can just play with yourself!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThat's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long!!Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteAhahaha!!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Clubhouses
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteGod dammit! I got sucked into Facebook!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends
 
Girls Open QuoteIt's our turn on the sleds ass farmers.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteSleds are for guys.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhy don't you go shopping or get pregnant or something.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Cartman' Silly Hate Crime 2000
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWow dude, this house is huge.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYea, it's bigger than Cartman's ass.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo it isn't you guys.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Cow Days
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStan, you're just going to have to sneak into your mom's closet and get a picture while she's changing clothes!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteThat's sick dude, I'm not taking a picture of my mom's boobs!Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteI'll do it!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Pre-School
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteLook I found a caveman.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo, I found it buttpirate.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Prehistoric Ice Man
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWe're always running late you stupid skank.Close Quote
Mrs Crabtree Open QuoteWhat did you say!?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI can't wait to own a fish tank.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Jared Open QuoteIt's amazing how slim you can get with aides!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI'll bet you can.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Jared Has Aides
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteGod, why haven't I gotten my period?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou mean at some point in this doctor's life he wanted to work on people's butt holes?Close Quote
Chef Open QuoteThat's right.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat a dick!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Cancelled
 
Token Token Open QuoteJesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteHe told my dad he was.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god you ate Kenny!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open Quote...Shut up!?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude, is Kyle's dad a dolphin?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHe's a Jewish dolphin... A jewphin.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - The Passion of the Jew
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGood one guys, good one. Good one guys, good one.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude you have a 40 yard probe sticking out of your ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI know your kidding!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteMa'am do you have a rag and some bandages?Close Quote
Woman Open QuoteOh my, what happened?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteShovelling accident.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteJesus, if someone wants to die, would it be okay to help them kill themselves, like assistant suicide?Close Quote
Jesus Open QuoteSon, I wouldn't touch that one with a 40 foot pole.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Death
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDon't call me a bitch! I'll pop your f*ckin' head off!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh yeah? Bring it, p*ssy!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh, I brought it, bitch! I brought it, set it down on the table, and opened it, bitch!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys we're a boy band.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteAww come on, nobody will notice.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell what about her huge freaking hooters, huh?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: KayLee Weller - Season 4 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou know when you called that girl a muff cabbage. What does that mean?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteIt's a Jersey thing.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh I get it. Jesus wanted us to eat him, but didn't want us to be cannibals, so he turned himself into a cracker!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteHey look, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer!Close Quote
Tom Cruise Open QuoteI'm not a fudge packer.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteThen why are you packing fudge?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - 200
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteI don't want to shoot the bunny.Close Quote
Jimbo Open QuoteWhat the hell are you talking about you don't want to shoot the bunny?!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Volcano
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteStan wants to kiss Wendy testeburger.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteShut up fat ass I don't even like her.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat and you obviously like her because you throw up every time she talks to you.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteJesus tap-dancing Christ, when will this thing end!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI will make you eat your parents!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude he will!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Nicholas Dennis
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteI want to be tall and black.Close Quote
Doctor Open QuoteSo you want nigro-plasty.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
 
Wendy Open QuoteStan, you were really brave back there. But you did kinda look like a big dork.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI know...Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Super Fun Time
 
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteI have news for the class!... I'm gay!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open Quote...Again?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Larry King Open QuoteSo Captain Marsh, why are you doing this?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteWe're trying to stop the Japanese, to stop whaling, and show we have balls!Close Quote
Female Crew Member Open QuoteI've got balls!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Whale Whores
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteChristmas is about one very important thing.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah, ham.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo not ham, you fat f*ck, presents.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - A Very Crappy Christmas
 
Man Open QuoteHey kid, why didn't you accept my friend request on Facebook?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI don't even know you!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Ewan McGreevy - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteFine but, we'll have the last laugh tonight, art whore.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Toilet Paper
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude do you realize what this means? You drank Kenny!!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteShut up!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteHey Stan? I sent you a friend request and you didn't accept?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDad I don't care about this facebook crap.Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteSooo... Were not friends?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDon't get cancer on the ladder Cartman. You'll fall and break it.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWhoa dude... I've got boobs!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou sound like Cartman.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI'm not sounding like Cartman god dammit!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 15 - Crack Baby Athletic Association
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman wouldn't know a rainforest from a pop-tart!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah I do! Pop-tarts are frosted!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStan, you don't get how cool FaceBook has become! You can message your friends, play Yahtzee with your friends, and even start your own virtual farm and have your friends visit it.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude, who the hell wants to play Yahtzee?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWhat's the point of living when the only girl I'll ever love is gone?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGod, what a fag!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Raisins
 
Towelie Open QuoteAnybody want a towel?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo, we do not want a towel!Close Quote
Towelie Open QuoteWell do you wanna get high?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDolphins are way smarter than you!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIf there so smart why do they live in igloos?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteHa ha! Cartman, your mom's hermaphrodite!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Angelica Ramos - Season 2 - Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo, dude! We can't keep track of when you pizza and when you french-fry, or when the hot-shot a**hole skier takes your girl if your suppose to race him the first time, or if your suppose to train first then beat him on the really difficult slope so you can save the dorky but hot girl's youth center. Skiing sucks!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYeah, what a stupid sport!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Asspen
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god Ozzie Ozborn just bit Kenny's head off!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chef Aid
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI have authority?Close Quote
Guy Open QuoteYes. And people should respect you for that.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNothings worse than Cartman with authority!Close Quote
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Chef Open QuoteHello children.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteChef, how do you get laid?Close Quote
Chef Open QuoteGood bye children.Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteMr. Mackey don't you think maybe you should throw some of this stuff away? Like here's and old milk carton.Close Quote
Mr Mackey Mr Mackey Open QuoteDon't you throw that away! That's nothin to throw away! If you throw that away I will rape you in your mouth mkay! I will rape you in your f*cking mouth mkay!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman why did you hang Clyde bye his feet to the flag pole!?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHe called me chubby!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteJimmy where did you have sex with your girlfriend?Close Quote
Jimmy Open QuoteI-i-i-in he-he-he-her vagina of course.Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteOkay, now put on the nose TweekClose Quote
Tweek Open QuoteBut, what if, when I'm putting on the nose, the snowman comes to life and tries to kill me?!?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Simpsons Already Did It
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteHaven't you figured it out yet, Mr Garrison. Timmy is retarded!Close Quote
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteStan, it's not nice to call people names!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteIt's true!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Timmy 2000
 
Juror #1 Open QuoteOk, what if someone isn't a fag, doesn't ride a Harley, but is thinking about getting one?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteThen you're bike-curious. Jesus Christ! Don't you guys keep up with today's lingo at all?Close Quote
Juror #2 Open QuoteThis is strangely making very good sense.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - The F Word
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude what's wrong with Cartman?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteHe's fat and he's stupid?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude why are you styling your hair?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteIt's a Jersey thing.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude seriously, f*ck Facebook!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStan, do you really think my hat is stupid?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteAs a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Follow That Egg!
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteI have to admit to something. I broke the dam.Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteI... Understand! He's trying to say that, in a way, we all broke the dam!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo, I really broke the dam. I drove some guy's boat into it and broke it.Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteSo... Cartman's right?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCartman's side is right but for the wrong reasons, our side is wrong, but for the right reasons.Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteGod why haven't I gotten my period yet?Close Quote
God Open QuoteBecause you are not a girl. Your friends are bleeding out their assholes because they have an intestine infection, and Kyle has been faking all along.Close Quote
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Deer Open QuoteLet's sacrifice Bunny to Satan and eat his flesh!Close Quote
Bunny Open QuoteYeah! Sacrifice me to Satan and eat my flesh!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteWait, I just realized this is even gayer than the pile!Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteYou heard him, everyone back in the pile!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHey guys! I have a dad!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI thought your mom was your dad because she had a penis.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat!!!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteKenny is high on life now.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteMan he is really high on life.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMan he is super high on life.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Major Boobage
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWhy does it smell like crap?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI guess that's why they call it Asspen!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god, they killed Kenny!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat? I'm not talking to you.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Prehistoric Ice Man
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman, quit looking at Butters's shlong!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not looking at his shlong, I'm seeing how to put on a condom!Close Quote
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