South Park Season 9 Quotes

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Randy		Oh my God!
Comments		- Season 9 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow


Randy		Global warming starts two days before the day after tomorrow... Oh my god, that's today!
Comments		- Season 9 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow


Stan		Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!
Comments		- Season 9 - Trapped in the Closet



Randy		What I do!? Huh? What I do!? I'm sorry I thought this was america.
Comments		- Season 9 - The Losing Edge


Cartman		What awaits everyone in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest and ten thousand dollars cash.
Comments		- Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman


Mr Garrison		Fags are getting married over my dead body!
Comments		- Season 9 - Follow That Egg!



Officer Barbrady		You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.
Cartman		They're not people, they're hippies!
Comments		- Season 9 - Die Hippie, Die


Pope Benedict XVI		A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle, chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.
Comments		- Season 9 - Bloody Mary


Tuong		No not the sh*tty shrimp!!!!!
Comments		- Season 9 - Wing



Cartman		Oh wow, a Jew asking for money, thats a new one.
Comments		- Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman


Cartman		I'm not going to heck Butters, I'm not black!
Comments		- Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman


Cartman		Guys, Mr. Garrison has a vagina!
Comments		- Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina


R Kelly		And so I pull out my gun! Tell me an answer or else I'm gonna shoot someone!
Comments		- Season 9 - Trapped in the Closet


Mr Broflovski		Maybe we should strip these jackets off and warm our bodies together!
Randy		Don't be a fag!
Comments		- Season 9 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow


Guy		If you don't want to have ginger kids marry a Japanese women, I know a guy who doing that for the vary same reason.
Comments		- Season 9 - Ginger Kids


Mr Garrison		Scissor me Alison!
Comments		- Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina


Mr Garrison		Why don't you tell us alittle about yourself, Marjorine.
Butters		I'm just a typical little girl. I like rainbows, and ponies, and getting my vage pounded on friday nights.
Clyde		Nice.
Comments		- Season 9 - Marjorine


Butters		Son of a biscuit!
Comments		- Season 9 - The Losing Edge


Cartman		God-damn hippies!
Comments		- Season 9 - Die Hippie, Die


Mr Garrison		Scissor-Me-Timbers!
Comments		- Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina


Kid		We're going down, we're gonna get creamed.
Kyle		No, we're gonna get creamed.
Comments		- Season 9 - The Losing Edge


Cartman		You guys, Mr Garrison has titties!
Comments		- Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina


Stan		I want to be tall and black.
Doctor		So you want nigro-plasty.
Comments		- Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina


Mr Garrison		Just betweem us ladies nothing gets me wetter than a black man singing.
Principal		Mr. Garrison for the love of god!
Comments		- Season 9 - Wing


Mr Slave		I don't like vaginas, I'm gay!
Comments		- Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina


Mr Garrison		I am not gay! I am a woman.
Comments		- Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina


Scientist		Global warming will strike two days before the day after tommorow.
Randy		Oh my God. Thats today!
Comments		- Season 9 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow


Butters		I had a nightmare.
Butters' Dad		Well you stop having nightmares or you're grounded.
Butters		Yes sir.
Comments		- Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman


Mr Garrison		Now marjorine, us Colorado girls love getting our snooch pounded on a friday night, but we like to keep it to ourselves.
Comments		- Season 9 - Marjorine


Kyle		You are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman!
Cartman		Yes but I'm not going to die.
Comments		- Season 9 - Ginger Kids


Mr Garrison		Now, I know we're all still in deep, deep morning over our classmate, Butters.
Rebbeca		Who's Butters?
Comments		- Season 9 - Marjorine


Nicole Kidman		Tom come out of the closet!
Tom Cruise		But I'm not in the closet.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michelle Rocafort - Season 9 - Trapped in the Closet


Cartman		Don't believe gingers are evil? Judas was a Ginger and what did he do? Oh nothing much just got Jesus killed that's all.
Comments		- Season 9 - Ginger Kids


Seaworld Announcer		Oh, look everyone! Kelly's riding on Jambu's nose!.. I wish Kelly took a ride on my nose.
Comments		- Season 9 - Free Willzyx


Kyle		Stan, do you really think my hat is stupid?
Stan		As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.
Comments		- Season 9 - Follow That Egg!


Cartman		Goodbye Butters. You were a good friend to me. I'll miss you. Goodbye....
Butters		Uh, Cartman? You're still here.
Cartman		God dammit what do you want now? I want my eternal bliss and ten thousand dollars!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Kati Dery - Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman


Mr Garrison		You can't get married you're faggots!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Stuart Conway - Season 9 - Follow That Egg!