South Park Season 8 Quotes

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Butters		But fellas if I dress up like a dog with a star in my eye I'm gonna get grounded.
Cartman		Shut up Butters.
Comments		- Season 8 - Good Times with Weapons


Cartman		Meeem, I know this might sound odd but go with me on this one... Meeem, can you take me to sign up for the special olympics so I can beat all the handicap kids and win a thousand dollars?
Comments		- Season 8 - Up the Down Steriod


Goth Girl		Whoa. We just got put in our place.
Goth boy		Yeah. We just got Goth-served.
Comments		- Season 8 - You Got F'd in the A



Butters		Wow, I'm feeling kinda bowling-ballish, fellas.
Comments		- Season 8 - Quest for Ratings


Randy		Have you learned the importance of voting?
Stan		I've learned to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich, because it's usually the only option I've got.
Comments		- Season 8 - Douche and Turd


Cartman		Not visit Mr Jefferson anymore? Well excuse my french Mrs Marsh but you can suck my fat hairy balls.
Comments		- Season 8 - The Jeffersons



Butters		About 30 minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but it turned out to be a dead horse.
Comments		- Season 8 - Quest for Ratings


Cartman		Lame!
Comments		- Season 8 - AWESOM-O


Butters		Lou lou lou, I've got some apples. Lou, lou, lou, you've got some too. Lou, lou, lou let's get together, take off our clothes and lou lou lou!
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset



Stan		I wanna goddamn cheeseburger, and some goddamn fries you f*cking gooback!
Comments		- Season 8 - Goobacks


Cartman		Ooh ouch! Ma'am let go of that tight grip you have on my balls, you are breaking my balls Ma'am.
Comments		- Season 8 - Goobacks


Butters		I'm a bad bear, I'm a very bad old bear.
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset


Stan		They took our jurbs!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Kavanagh - Season 8 - Goobacks


Cartman		Hello Ma'am, we are going around town offering a snow shovelling service, would you like your driveway and sidewalks shovelled for eight thousand dollars?
Comments		- Season 8 - Goobacks


Cartman		Oooh is that envy in your eye's Craig? Mmmm yes, drown me in the sweet waters of your envy.
Comments		- Season 8 - Good Times with Weapons


Cartman		F**K off Whistling Whilly, I'm not in the mood.
Comments		- Season 8 - Quest for Ratings


Butters		My birthday's not till September the 11th.
Comments		- Season 8 - AWESOM-O


Cartman		Now I will use my powers to... Turn Kyle into a chicken!
Kyle		God-damnit, Cartman!
Comments		- Season 8 - Good Times with Weapons


OC Boy		You just got serrrved!!
Comments		- Season 8 - You Got F'd in the A


Woodlands Critters		Blood orgy!
Comments		- Season 8 - Woodland Critter Christmas


Cartman		Greetings I am Awesome-O.
Comments		- Season 8 - AWESOM-O


Butters		Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton.
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset


Milly		I'd like to twinkle his pixie stick.
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset


Kyle		Stan, you're just going to have to sneak into your mom's closet and get a picture while she's changing clothes!
Stan		That's sick dude, I'm not taking a picture of my mom's boobs!
Kenny		I'll do it!
Comments		- Season 8 - Pre-School


Puff Daddy		Shake them titties when you vote bitch.
Comments		- Season 8 - Douche and Turd


Stan		Dude, is Kyle's dad a dolphin?
Cartman		He's a Jewish dolphin... A jewphin.
Comments		- Season 8 - The Passion of the Jew


Butters		If he ever messes with me again, i'll tell everybody his secret, that he dresses up like Britney Spears!
Comments		- Season 8 - AWESOM-O


Cartman		But maaaaaaammm!
Comments		- Season 8 - Pre-School


Rebecca		I'd like to wax his crankshaft!
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset


Cartman		Token people like to see African Americans on TV, see them not hear them.
Token		What do you mean.
Cartman		You need to talk more white.
Comments		- Season 8 - Quest for Ratings


Cartman		Butters only gay little freaks read the funnies.
Butters		Yeah, I read them all the time!
Comments		- Season 8 - Quest for Ratings


Butters		Please Trent, don't hurt me...I'll give you anything you want, you name it!
Trent Boyett		Can you give me back my time? Huh? Can you do that? Kindergarden, first grade, second?! Can you give me that!?
Butters		Well, no Trent, I-I'm not like a time traveller or nothin'.
Comments		- Season 8 - Pre-School


Milly		I'd like to gargle his marbles.
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset