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South Park Toilet Paper Quotes
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 I'm killing you, but unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while... Don't fight it Kyle, it'll only take longer, just slip into sweet unconsciousness.
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Fine but, we'll have the last laugh tonight, art whore.
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You can't give us detention.
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Yes I can I'm your teacher.
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You're an art teacher.
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