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South Park Christian Rock Hard Quotes
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 I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
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Okay Token now give me a smooth bass line.
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I told you I don't know to play bass.
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Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black, you know how to play bass.
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Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.
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Your family is black Token, you are bound to have a bass guitar somewhere in your basement.
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Oh, I thought a group of Vietnamese people where having their intestines pulled out through their mouths.
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You don't even know anything about Christianity.
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I know enough to exploit it.
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F*ck you Eric!
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F*ck you Token, you black asshole!
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