South Park Season 7 Quotes

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Cartman		I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard


Jimmy		H-hey Wendy. Stan says you're a cont-cont. Stan says you're a cont-
Wendy		Well, tell Stan to f*ck off!
Jimmy		Cont-continuous source of inspiration to him.
Comments		- Season 7 - Raisins


Cartman		Okay Token now give me a smooth bass line.
Token		I told you I don't know to play bass.
Cartman		Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black, you know how to play bass.
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard



Tuong		I can't do it for less than 3,000 dollar.
Stan		How about 60 dollar?
Tuong		62 dollar and you got a deal... He he he, never try to bargain with Chinese man.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Danny Vulganius - Season 7 - It's Christmas in Canada


Cartman		Handle it? For two billion dollars I would handle my grandpa's balls sir.
Comments		- Season 7 - Butt Out


Cartman		Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard



Butters		Thanks for offering me into you cliche guys, but to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
Comments		- Season 7 - Raisins


Jimmy		I'm down like a clown, Charlie br-br-br-Brown.
Comments		- Season 7 - Krazy Kripples


Cartman		Your family is black Token, you are bound to have a bass guitar somewhere in your basement.
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard



Mr Garrison		Can we get rid of all the mexicans?
Mayor		Mr garrison, every Christmas you ask to get rid of all the Mexicans and every year we tell you no!
Mr Garrison		Dammit!
Comments		- Season 7 - It's Christmas in Canada


Cartman		I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.
Comments		- Season 7 - Grey Dawn


Randy		Listen son, I have SARS. There's only a 98% chance that i will survive.
Comments		- Season 7 - Red Man's Greed


Cartman		I'm killing you, but unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while... Don't fight it Kyle, it'll only take longer, just slip into sweet unconsciousness.
Comments		- Season 7 - Toilet Paper


Cartman		(Talking about Rob Reiner) Isn't he awesome you guys? Dude, he just goes round imposing his will on people, he's my idle.
Comments		- Season 7 - Butt Out


Randy		Oh, I thought a group of Vietnamese people where having their intestines pulled out through their mouths.
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard


Stan		You don't even know anything about Christianity.
Cartman		I know enough to exploit it.
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard


Mr Garrison		Come slave.
Comments		- Season 7 - South Park is Gay


Cartman		Ahhhhhhhh old people!
Comments		- Season 7 - Grey Dawn


Cartman		Guys we should go to black barts cave first, because we'll want to go through it a million times.
Stan		No it's Kyle's birthday, we should do what ever he wants to do first.
Cartman		What f*ck Kyle?!
Comments		- Season 7 - Casa Bonita


Cartman		Well fck you Kyle, I hope you die, I hope you fcking die!!!
Comments		- Season 7 - Casa Bonita


Cartman		Well I'm half bi.
Mr Garrison		Stop it you kids aren't gay. And Eric your not half bi!
Cartman		I might be a quarter bi. My grandpa was bi so that makes me a quarter bi!
Comments		- Season 7 - South Park is Gay


Cartman		Benjamin Franklin?
Kyle		No dumb ass it's Kyle!
Cartman		Kyle. Get out of my flashback you f*cking jew.
Comments		- Season 7 - I'm a Little Bit Country


Jimmy		I'm cool like a fool in a swimming p-p-p-pool!
Comments		- Season 7 - Krazy Kripples


Fosse		Hu hu hu, that's gay.
Bill		Hu hu hu yeah that's gay.
Fosse		Hu hu hu, we're gay.
Comments		- Season 7 - Lil' Crime Stoppers


Canadians		Watch out for Scott, he's a dick.
Comments		- Season 7 - It's Christmas in Canada


Butters		F*ck you Eric!
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard


Cartman		F*ck you Token, you black asshole!
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard


Cartman		I'm not a minor, dumbass. Do you see a shovel in my hand?
Comments		- Season 7 - Red Man's Greed


Cartman		Maaam! Ben Affleck just spooched all over my bed!
Comments		- Season 7 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head


Jennifer Lopez		Taco flavored kisses! Taco taco! Burrito burrito!
Comments		- Season 7 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head


Stan		You mean at some point in this doctor's life he wanted to work on people's butt holes?
Chef		That's right.
Kyle		What a dick!
Comments		- Season 7 - Cancelled


Cartman		Kyle, I just want you to know, if it was any other time of the year, I still wouldn't help you.
Comments		- Season 7 - It's Christmas in Canada


Butters		But I'm the only one down here what am I supposed to repopulate with?
Cartman		Well you know with your wiener.
Comments		- Season 7 - Casa Bonita


Kyle		That isn't it Cartman.
Cartman		What isn't it?
Kyle		That's not being nice that's, just putting on a nice sweater.
Comments		- Season 7 - Casa Bonita


Kyle		You guys I got awesome news...
Cartman		You've got AIDS?
Comments		- Season 7 - Casa Bonita


Cartman		Muuuuuum! Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!
Cartman's Mom		Well, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you.
Comments		- Season 7 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head


Stan		Fine but, we'll have the last laugh tonight, art whore.
Comments		- Season 7 - Toilet Paper


Cartman		You can't give us detention.
Art Teacher		Yes I can I'm your teacher.
Cartman		You're an art teacher.
Comments		- Season 7 - Toilet Paper


Stan		What's the point of living when the only girl I'll ever love is gone?
Cartman		God, what a fag!
Comments		- Season 7 - Raisins


Everyone		Rabble, Rabble, Rabble, Rabble, Rabble!
Comments		- Season 7 - I'm a Little Bit Country


Craig		We are way gayer than you butch boys!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Angelica Ramos - Season 7 - South Park is Gay


Craig		We're super duper triple-dog gay!
Cartman		Oh yeah? Well we're ultra super stamp it no erasies mega gay!
Comments		- Season 7 - South Park is Gay


Cartman		Oh please Craig! We're ten times gayer than you!
Craig		Oh yeah!? We're super duper triple dog gay!!
Comments		- Season 7 - South Park is Gay


Goth Kid		All you have to do to be a non-conformist is to dress like us and listen to the same music that we do.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Ginger Rose Simons - Season 7 - Raisins


Mr Garrison		Mr. Slave did you take attendance already?
Mr Slave		All donesie onesie!
Comments		- Season 7 - I'm a Little Bit Country


Cartman		I have programmed Tivo to record over 50 hours of the History Channel, when Tivo is full, both Tivo and I will be dropped into the water combining our electro-whatever-fields and sending me into a flash back of history.
Comments		- Season 7 - I'm a Little Bit Country