South Park Season 6 Quotes

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Jared		I have aides.
Jared's girlfriend		Oh my god!
Jared		And when we have children, they'll have aides too!
Comments		- Season 6 - Jared Has Aides


Chef		Hi there, children!
Stan		Chef, what would a priest wanna stick up our butts?
Chef		Goodbye!
Comments		- Season 6 - Red Hot Catholic Love


Butters		Boy this town sure smells funny.
Cartman		Well maybe that's why it's called Ass-pen!
Comments		- Season 6 - Asspen



Cartman		I slaughtered 5 baby seals with my bare hands. I do what i want!
Comments		- Season 6 - Freak Strike


Stan		It's just that he killed 23 babies.
Crowd Member		Yeah but it was in self defense!
Cartman		He killed 23 babies in self defense?
Comments		- Season 6 - Free Hat


Butters		Ahahaha now you know my terrible secret!!
Stan		You're gay? It's fine if you're gay butters I don't care.
Butters		No I'm professor chaos....
Comments		- Season 6 - My Future Self n' Me



Cartman		Wow, only three more hours sea-people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy, god-damn planet full of hippies.
Comments		- Season 6 - Simpsons Already Did It


Bebe		Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's Mom		Oooh, sweety, those are two completely different numbers.
Comments		- Season 6 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society


Alan Jackson		Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven? Did it make you feel like cryin' or did you think it was kinda gay?
Comments		- Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven



General Disarray		Simpsons did it!
Comments		- Season 6 - Simpsons Already Did It


Butters		Give me back my precious!
Comments		- Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers


Cartman		I said shut up you blood belching vagina!... Did I just call myself a blood belching vagina?
Comments		- Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven


Sharron Marsh		Stan why don't you play with your future self?
Randy		Yeah Stan, go play with yourself.
Comments		- Season 6 - My Future Self n' Me


Cartman		Poor people don't have anything better to do than piss other people off.
Comments		- Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven


Cartman		It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!
Comments		- Season 6 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society


Cartman		Oh my God, this is Baghdad? Wow what a sh*t-hole!.. I mean wow look at all those poor, unfortunate people!
Comments		- Season 6 - Red Sleigh Down


Cartman		Maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O!
Kyle		What does me being a Jew have to do with anything?
Cartman		Because Jews don't believe in heaven.
Comments		- Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven


Butters		Boy, it sure is stinky in here.
Cartman		Yea, well 300 gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden Butters.
Comments		- Season 6 - My Future Self n' Me


Jared		It's amazing how slim you can get with aides!
Stan		I'll bet you can.
Comments		- Season 6 - Jared Has Aides


Stan		Oh my god you ate Kenny!
Cartman		...Shut up!?
Comments		- Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven


Sheila Brovlofski		They just believe in their little hearts that it will work, we can't tell them it won't, we just can't.
Jimbo Kern		It shows how beautiful the innocence of a child really is...
Mr Garrison		A ladder to heaven, that's f*cking stupid.
Comments		- Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven


Jared		I hope to personally give aides to every child by next month!
Comments		- Season 6 - Jared Has Aides


Clyde		What shall we do with the one videotape?
Kevin		We could use it to power our star cruisers.
Cartman		God dammit Kevin.
Comments		- Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers


Stan		Don't get cancer on the ladder Cartman. You'll fall and break it.
Comments		- Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven


Wendy		Hey guys look at my boobs
Butters		Ha ha ha, look at the size of those things.
Class		Ha ha ha, those are ugly.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Daniel Merrychristmas Urbina - Season 6 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society


Cartman		Whatever! I do what I want!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Adir Slekman - Season 6 - Freak Strike


Randy		AIDS is finally funny!
Comments		- Season 6 - Jared Has Aides


Stan		No, dude! We can't keep track of when you pizza and when you french-fry, or when the hot-shot a**hole skier takes your girl if your suppose to race him the first time, or if your suppose to train first then beat him on the really difficult slope so you can save the dorky but hot girl's youth center. Skiing sucks!
Kyle		Yeah, what a stupid sport!
Comments		- Season 6 - Asspen


Stan		Okay, now put on the nose Tweek
Tweek		But, what if, when I'm putting on the nose, the snowman comes to life and tries to kill me?!?
Comments		- Season 6 - Simpsons Already Did It


Butters		Oh, double hamburgers.
Comments		- Season 6 - Freak Strike


Mr Slave		I should've never shoved those poor animals up my ass!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Luca Orofina - Season 6 - The Death Camp of Tolerance


Butters		Whoa... what's going on down there?
Comments		Quote Entered by: Josh Narsu - Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers


Cartman		What are you guys doing?
Harry Potter Kid		We're playing Harry Potter!
Cartman		Ha! Fags!
Comments		- Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers


Cartman		What ever!, I'll do what I want!
Comments		- Season 6 - Freak Strike