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South Park Season 5 Quotes
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| Towelie |
 You wanna get high?
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No Towelie, we don't want to get high!
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Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! They taste so good and sweet!
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Gees, I don't want to get the AIDs fellas.
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| Towelie |
Don't forget to bring a towel!
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Eeew, it's all sticky!
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| Kyle's Cousin |
Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
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Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
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Don't mind Kyle everyone, he just has a little sand in his vagina.
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There's no sand in my vagina!
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Red rocket! Red rocket!
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Attention shoppers, cripple fight outside.
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| Towelie |
Don't preach to me fatso!
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Shut-up, you're a towel!
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You're a towel!
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That's me!
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Hey there, sh*tty sh*tty fag fag, sh*tty sh*tty fag fag! How do ya do?
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How about a nice bucket of AIDs!?
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| Butters |
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My Dad's a perve and my Mom tried to kill me but I know I'm gonna be ok.
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Really? You think so?
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No I'm just lying.
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Eric what are you doing?
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Just changing my condom.
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Your mother is a chemist for a pharmecuticle company whereas, your friend Eric Cartman's mother is a crack whore.
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Hey guys, check out my pubes!
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Cartman, you're supposed to grow them yourself!
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Goddammit!
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I have no idea what's going on.
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Jesus tap-dancing Christ, when will this thing end!
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Why did you tell me to stick my finger up your ass?
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Because I had an itch.
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| Towelie |
I'm not going to get high anymore... Well maybe a little.
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Well I don't think I'm happy, I go to bed to the sound of my screams and wake up to the sound of my screams.
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You gotta send it back it'll choke on our air of sweet freedom!
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Hey! There! Shitty, shitty, fag, fag, shitty, shitty, fag, fag, how do you do?
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