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South Park Fat Camp Quotes
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 You need a friend. A chocolate friend.
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Tell em Ma.Tell em how I'm just big boned. Tell about how all the kids in your family were big boned as a child and grew out of it.
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Um sweety... Those were lies. Ur just fat.
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Ayyee!!!!
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But mom, what about all those stories you told me of how everyone in your family was chubby when they were young, then slimmed out?
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No, honey, those were lies. You're fat.
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Hello Camper, my name is Rick, how are you?
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Well, I'm pissed off Rick! How are you?
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I'm doing great.
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