South Park Season 4 Quotes

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Cartman		It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation to increase the population. This type of penetration will increase the younger generation.
Comments		- Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?


Cartman		You need a friend. A chocolate friend.
Comments		- Season 4 - Fat Camp


Girls		We want to use the sleds now butt pirates.
Cartman		Why don't you chicks go wash some dishes or get pregnant or something.
Comments		- Season 4 - Cartman' Silly Hate Crime 2000



Cartman		Suck my balls!!!
Ms Chokesondick		Present them.
Cartman		What?
Comments		- Season 4 - 4th Grade


Cartman		Tell em Ma.Tell em how I'm just big boned. Tell about how all the kids in your family were big boned as a child and grew out of it.
Ms Cartman		Um sweety... Those were lies. Ur just fat.
Cartman		Ayyee!!!!
Comments		- Season 4 - Fat Camp


Cartman		That's right I've got a bad case of ADD no homework for me.
Comments		- Season 4 - Timmy 2000



Stan		Oh my god we killed Kenny.
Kyle		We killed Kenny?
Stan		Yep. We're bastards.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Mitch Davis - Season 4 - Cartman' Silly Hate Crime 2000


Cartman		Oh wow this is so tits!
Cartman's Mom		Don't say tits Eric.
Cartman		I mean wow this is so cool!
Comments		- Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000


Cartman		Mom you're not going to believe it! I put a tooth under my pillow and the tooth fairy gave me five dollars! She's only gave me a lousy quarter before!
Cartman's Mom		Oh yes and I think the tooth fairy wants you to use that money to create a savings account with compounded daily interest.
Cartman		You can compound daily my ass with interest, I'm going to the toy store and buy me a skateboard!
Comments		- Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000



Cartman		But mom, what about all those stories you told me of how everyone in your family was chubby when they were young, then slimmed out?
Ms Cartman		No, honey, those were lies. You're fat.
Comments		- Season 4 - Fat Camp


Girls		It's our turn on the sleds ass farmers.
Stan		Sleds are for guys.
Cartman		Why don't you go shopping or get pregnant or something.
Comments		- Season 4 - Cartman' Silly Hate Crime 2000


Ms Chokesondick		Hello class. My name is Miss Chokesondick
Kyle		More like, Miss makesmesick. Ha, ha ha.
Comments		- Season 4 - 4th Grade


Cartman		Guys we're a boy band.
Stan		Aww come on, nobody will notice.
Cartman		Well what about her huge freaking hooters, huh?
Comments		Quote Entered by: KayLee Weller - Season 4 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger


Cartman		Jesus was made of crackers?
Comments		- Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?


Stan		Oh I get it. Jesus wanted us to eat him, but didn't want us to be cannibals, so he turned himself into a cracker!
Comments		- Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?


Cartman		One time I took the priests sandwich and took the piece of ham out and wiped it in-between my butt cheeks.
Priest		Grrrrr.
Cartman		And another time I went pee pee in the holy water and watched the priest bless himself with it for 2 weeks.
Comments		- Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?


Mark		Where are your parents?
Kindergartners		We already played with our parents, now we want to play with you.
Mark		Ok I'm scared now, that freaked me out.
Comments		- Season 4 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure


Butters		I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.
Comments		- Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?


Stan		Christmas is about one very important thing.
Cartman		Yeah, ham.
Stan		No not ham, you fat f*ck, presents.
Comments		- Season 4 - A Very Crappy Christmas


Cartman		We'll have to do it without him.
Kyle		Hell no, I'm not being in a four member boy band, we'll look stupid!
Comments		- Season 4 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger


Wendy		Mrs Landers was a health nut she cooked food in a wok Mr Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big cocka doodle doodle the rooster just won't quit and I don't want my breakfast because it taste like shitzus make good house pets they're cudduly and sweet monkeys aren't good to have because they like to beat there meeting in the office a meeting in the hall the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his Ballzak was a writer he lived with Allen Funt Mrs Roberts doesn't like him but that's cause she's a contaminated water can make you really sick your bladder gets infected and blood comes out you dictate what I'm saying cause it will bring you luck and if you all don't like it I don't give a flying f*ck!
Comments		Quote Entered by: KayLee Weller - Season 4 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger


Rick		Hello Camper, my name is Rick, how are you?
Cartman		Well, I'm pissed off Rick! How are you?
Rick		I'm doing great.
Comments		- Season 4 - Fat Camp


Stan		Haven't you figured it out yet, Mr Garrison. Timmy is retarded!
Mr Garrison		Stan, it's not nice to call people names!
Stan		It's true!
Comments		- Season 4 - Timmy 2000


Stan		Dude what's wrong with Cartman?
Kyle		He's fat and he's stupid?
Comments		- Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000


Mr Garrison		Jesus, tap dancing, Christ!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Jeff Catchpole - Season 4 - Trapper Keeper