Home
TV Quotes
30 Rock
American Dad
An Idiot Abroad
Archer
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
Chuck
Eastbound and Down
Extras
Family Guy
Friends
Futurama
Grey's Anatomy
I'm Alan Partridge
Misfits
My Name is Earl
Psych
Scrubs
Sex and the City
South Park
The Big Bang Theory
The Cleveland Show
The Inbetweeners
The IT Crowd
The Mighty Boosh
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Ricky Gervais Show
The Royle Family
The Simpsons
The Trip
Movie Quotes
Actor⁄Actress Quotes
SMF Members 
My Page
Contact Us
Webmasters
My Page
Contact Us
Webmasters
South Park Tweek vs Craig Quotes
| Buy at |  |
or |  |
| Cartman |
|
 Kick his ass craig if u don't I will f*ckin butt rape you and you'll bleed from your asshole so don't f*ck it up. Bitch!
|
|---|---|---|
| Kyle |
|
Alright, Tweek now I know you don't wanna fight him but god dammit if u lose and Cartman wins the bet I will stab u in the neck.
|
  Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/south-park/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p31.jpg',' ','South Park Quotes','Cartman: "Kick his ass craig if u don\'t I will f*ckin butt rape you and you\'ll bleed from your asshole so don\'t f*ck it up. Bitch!" Kyle: "Alright, Tweek now I know you don\'t wanna fight him but god dammit if u lose and Cartman wins the bet I will stab u in the neck." ',584,0)) - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
|
|
|
|
||
| Craig |
How can I resist an ass so great?
|
|
 Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/south-park/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','South Park Quotes','Craig: "How can I resist an ass so great?" ',1384,0)){kind=logo} - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
|
|
|
|
||
| Kyle |
|
Prepare to lose, fatboy!
|
| Cartman |
|
Your going to be eating those words, Jew.
|
| Kyle |
|
No I won't, because you'd eat them first, tubby!
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/south-park/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p32.jpg',' ','South Park Quotes','Kyle: "Prepare to lose, fatboy!" Cartman: "Your going to be eating those words, Jew." Kyle: "No I won\'t, because you\'d eat them first, tubby!" ',6332,0)) - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
|
|
|
|
||
| Cartman |
|
Craig, you can watch Red Racer every day of the week!
|
| Craig |
I do watch Red Racer every day of the week.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/south-park/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p31.jpg',' ','South Park Quotes','Cartman: "Craig, you can watch Red Racer every day of the week!" Craig: "I do watch Red Racer every day of the week." ',6329,0)) - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
|
|
|
|
||
People who liked South Park also liked...
People who liked South Park also liked...
Top Movies
Copyright © 2010 Show Me Funny