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Sexual Harassment Panda		That makes me a saaad panda.
Comments		- Season 3 - Sexual Harassment Panda


Chef's dad		Tree fiddy!
Comments		- Season 3 - The Succubus


Kyle		I don't think 8 year olds are supposed to take hormones.
Comments		- Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus



Chef's Dad		Tree fitty!
Comments		- Season 3 - The Succubus


Bill Clinton		My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States. The new Japanese Emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which he assured me, was neatly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.
Comments		- Season 3 - Chinpokomon


Cartman		Kick his ass craig if u don't I will fckin butt rape you and you'll bleed from your asshole so don't fck it up. Bitch!
Kyle		Alright, Tweek now I know you don't wanna fight him but god dammit if u lose and Cartman wins the bet I will stab u in the neck.
Comments		- Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig



Cartman		Hey what the hell are you doing?
Kyle		Oh hey Cartman, I was just playing Dreidel! You wanna try?
Cartman		Suurrreee! I've got a little dreidel, it's small and made of clay! But I'm not gonna play with it 'cos dreidel's freaking gay!
Comments		- Season 3 - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics


Cartman		You suck cock.
Comments		- Season 3 - Sexual Harassment Panda


Stan		Oh my god! The video game caused Kenny to have a seizure!
Cartman		Dude, sweet!
Comments		- Season 3 - Chinpokomon



Cartman		That's a bad Mr Kitty, and I smack him on the head!
Comments		- Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest


Stan		Whoa dude. I've got boobs!
Comments		- Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus


Craig		How can I resist an ass so great?
Comments		- Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig


Cartman		I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm.
Kyle		F*ck off, Cartman!!!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Marlon Perez - Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest


Skeeter		We don't take to kindly to you're types 'round here!
Bartender		Now Skeeter they ain't hurtin nobody.
Comments		- Season 3 - Sexual Harassment Panda


Kyle		So you'll go to the dance?
Rebecca		You bet your sweet ass i will.
Comments		- Season 3 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics


Stan		God, why haven't I gotten my period?
Comments		- Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus


Cartman		Dude it smells like ass out here.
Comments		- Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest


Randy		We need more Smores Schnapps!
Comments		- Season 3 - The Red Badge of Gayness


Kyle		Oh my god dude, Phonics Monkey killed Kenny!
Cartman		Damn straight he did.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Justin TheBoss Martin - Season 3 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics


FBI Agent		Cool?! That ship has enough plutonium on board to blow up a small city. Do you think that's cool?
Cartman		Totally!
Comments		- Season 3 - Starvin' Marvin in Space


Mr Garrison		You kiss like my dad.
Comments		- Season 3 - World Wide Recorder Concert


Spanish Girls		Why don't you take a peecture?
Cartman		Ok Cleeek.
Comments		- Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest


Cartman		You guys, I found it, the brown noise!
Comments		- Season 3 - World Wide Recorder Concert


Randy		I think it's best if you go live with Kyle son. His dad is better than me.
Kyle		What? No he's not! He cant even get an erection!
Randy		He he, really?
Comments		- Season 3 - Spontaneous Combustion


Mr.Hankey		Howdy Ho! This is my son Cornwallis, my daughter Amber, and my other son Simon. He was born with a peanut lodged in his brain.
Comments		- Season 3 - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics


Skeeter		We don't take kindly to you panda folks around here.
Bartender		Now Skeeter he ain't hurtin nobody.
Comments		- Season 3 - Sexual Harassment Panda


Cartman		Screw you guys, I'm going to be home schooled.
Comments		- Season 3 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics


Cartman		You guys! I am proud to say I am the first one of us to hit puberty.
Kyle		What?
Cartman		I just got my period!
Comments		- Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus


Choir Instructor		Kids we made it to the rainforest.
Cartman		Ew! It smells like ass out nya!
Comments		- Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest


Cartman		I have authority?
Guy		Yes. And people should respect you for that.
Stan		Nothings worse than Cartman with authority!
Comments		- Season 3 - Jackovasaurus


Kyle's Dad		There, you heard it! Straight from the horses mouth!
Sexual Harassment Panda		Panda's mouth.
Kyle's Dad		...right, panda's mouth.
Comments		- Season 3 - Sexual Harassment Panda


Cartman		I have an idea, lets stick a stick up her ass and use it like a doll!
Kyle		Thats it cartman, she's my grandma! Show some damn respect!
Comments		- Season 3 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery


Cartman		Your not that ugly
Shelley		You don't think so?
Cartman		Well, you're pretty ugly.
Comments		- Season 3 - Cat Orgy


Kyle		Prepare to lose, fatboy!
Cartman		Your going to be eating those words, Jew.
Kyle		No I won't, because you'd eat them first, tubby!
Comments		- Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig


Cartman		Craig, you can watch Red Racer every day of the week!
Craig		I do watch Red Racer every day of the week.
Comments		- Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig


Cartman		Oh my god, it smells like ass out here!
Choir Teacher		Eric, you stop making fun of other peoples culture right now!
Cartman		I didn't say anything about their culture, I just said that their city smells like ass.
Comments		- Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest


Cartman		Guys! I had my period!
Kyle		Whats a period?
Cartman		Its when you go through puberty and bleed out your ass.
Comments		- Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus


Cartman		They mostly come at night, mostly.
Comments		- Season 3 - Cat Orgy


Mr Derp		It's time for Luncharoo!
Comments		- Season 3 - The Succubus