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South Park Chickenlover Quotes
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 I am a cop and you will respect my authoritah!
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That's right... I can't read, I'm illegitimate.
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Sorry I had sex with a chicken, I won't do it again.
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I clocked you at 40 miles an hour back there ... You know what the speed is hmmya?
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We'll, according to that sign right there it's 40 miles an hour.
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Step out of the car please sir.
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Stand back!Nothing to see here! Move along!
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That's what you always say! We want justice!
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Move back now or I will be be forced to execute each and every one of you by gunshot to the head!
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Poor people tend to live in clusters.
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So you f*cked chickens, to teach me to read?
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