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South Park Season 2 Quotes
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| Some Guy |
 Hey, Mr.Macky I know what you and Homer Simpson have in common... Dope.
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I am a cop and you will respect my authoritah!
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Oh my God Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!
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You bastard!
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Oh my God, Ozzy Osborne bit Kenny's head off!
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You bastard!
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Don’t lie Stan, lies make you sterile.
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Oh my god. They are going to cut off Ike's penis.
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You don't call it a penis you call it a fireman. If you call it a penis you will get a spanking and get sent to timeout.
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Hmm, I can't possibly finish this whole cake, oh wait, yes I can.
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You have the best balls in the world chef!
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| Chef |
Your damn right.
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| Officer Barbrady |
That's right... I can't read, I'm illegitimate.
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Lying kicks ass!!!
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| Officer Barbrady |
Sorry I had sex with a chicken, I won't do it again.
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No! You can't give Ike a circumcision! Don't you know how important men's firemen are to them?
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Oh yes. The fireman is very magical. If you rub it's helmet, he spits in your eye!
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| Stan |
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Cartman you suck at playing Americans vs Bosnians! From now on if you want to play, you can just play with yourself!
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That's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long!!
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Ahahaha!!!!
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| Tweek |
Ah! They're taking my underpants.
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Wow dude, this house is huge.
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Yea, it's bigger than Cartman's ass.
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No it isn't you guys.
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| Scott |
I hate you, and i wish you had cancer!
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| Terrance |
Philip, if I die whilst over in Iraq promise to bring my body back to Canada and bury me with a side of kraft dinner.
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Look I found a caveman.
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No, I found it buttpirate.
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Alright everybody get in a line so I can whoop ya ass!
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Sucky sucky 5 dollar?
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I clocked you at 40 miles an hour back there ... You know what the speed is hmmya?
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| Randy |
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We'll, according to that sign right there it's 40 miles an hour.
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Step out of the car please sir.
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| Hollywood Guy |
Oh my god, I found a penny.
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| Hollywood Guy 2 |
You bastard!
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| Fat Abbot |
I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch, shut your bitch ass mouth!
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| Terrance |
Let's look for treasure!
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Frozen waffles and no side dishes!?
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Your Hella stupid!
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I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't eat, we'd be laammmeeeee!
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| Mr Broflovski |
Sheila, could you pass the dead fetus- I mean salt?
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| Chef |
There's a time and a place for everything boys, and it's called college!
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That's hella lame.
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Dude it's a dude!
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Fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long.
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| Kenny |
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Ha ha ha.
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What?
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| Officer Barbrady |
Stand back!Nothing to see here! Move along!
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| Civilian |
That's what you always say! We want justice!
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| Officer Barbrady |
Move back now or I will be be forced to execute each and every one of you by gunshot to the head!
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Drugs are bad because hippies do drugs, and if you do drugs, your a hippie.
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I can only swim doggy style.
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That's doggy paddle.
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Ha ha! Cartman, your mom's hermaphrodite!
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Oh my god Ozzie Ozborn just bit Kenny's head off!
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You bastard!
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Poor people tend to live in clusters.
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| Jimbo |
We have to kill them, to keep them alive.
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| Officer Barbrady |
So you f*cked chickens, to teach me to read?
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Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
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What? I'm not talking to you.
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