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South Park You Have 0 Friends Quotes
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 Stan, your grandma sent you a poke and you didn't poke her back.
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But dad, I don't want to.
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Stan poke your grandma!
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Kyle you have to do this. If you want a quality friend you have to wade through all the dicks first.
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God dammit! I got sucked into Facebook!
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Hey kid, why didn't you accept my friend request on Facebook?
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I don't even know you!
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Stan, you don't get how cool FaceBook has become! You can message your friends, play Yahtzee with your friends, and even start your own virtual farm and have your friends visit it.
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Dude, who the hell wants to play Yahtzee?
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Dude seriously, f*ck Facebook!
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You don't get sucked into it! You don't get sucked in at all!
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