South Park Season 14 Quotes

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Cartman		I'm sorry Kyle but you have the three J's...Jinger Jersey Jew.
Kyle		Shut the f*ck up fatty!!!
Comments		- Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing


Randy		What do we want?
Crowd		Bigger doors!
Randy		Where do we want them? Weed stores!
Comments		- Season 14 - Medicinal Fried Chicken


Doctor		The test results came back, you have testicular cancer.
Randy		Score!
Comments		- Season 14 - Medicinal Fried Chicken



Randy		Stan, your grandma sent you a poke and you didn't poke her back.
Stan		But dad, I don't want to.
Randy		Stan poke your grandma!
Comments		- Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends


Butters		I know you NASCAR fans are poor and stupid, so I went out and bought you all 52 dollars worth of canned food and blankets. You're welcome!
Comments		- Season 14 - Poor and Stupid


Cartman		My dad was a GINGER!
Comments		- Season 14 - 201



Randy		Creme Fraiche! Cafeteria Fraiche!
Stan		Dad.... What are you doing?
Randy		Falalalala! Fraichee!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Julia Ann Lightner - Season 14 - Creme Fraiche


Stan		Look, Tom Cruise's got semen on his back!
Jesus		...Well, maybe Tom Cruise likes semen...
Comments		- Season 14 - 201


Cartman		NASCAR is for poor and stupid people!
Comments		- Season 14 - Poor and Stupid



Nathan		Shut up Mimsy!
Mimsy		Sure thing boss.
Comments		- Season 14 - Crippled Summer


Cartman		Kyle you have to do this. If you want a quality friend you have to wade through all the dicks first.
Comments		- Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends


Stan		God dammit! I got sucked into Facebook!
Comments		- Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends


Kyle		Im so scared, I haven't even told my mom yet.
Bill Clinton		Does your mom have big tits?
Comments		- Season 14 - Sexual Healing


Camp Kid		I've never seen a kid get screwed by a shark before.
Comments		- Season 14 - Crippled Summer


Randy		Just getting a little bit of cancer Stan, tell mom not to worry.
Comments		- Season 14 - Medicinal Fried Chicken


Stan		You know when you called that girl a muff cabbage. What does that mean?
Kyle		It's a Jersey thing.
Comments		- Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing


Cartman		Do I accept? Does the Pope make the world a safer place for pedaphiles?
Comments		- Season 14 - Medicinal Fried Chicken


Randy		We're gonna top that with a little... Creme Fraiche.
Comments		- Season 14 - Creme Fraiche


Butters		I just can't stop thinking about bush.
Comments		- Season 14 - Sexual Healing


Stan		Hey look, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer!
Tom Cruise		I'm not a fudge packer.
Stan		Then why are you packing fudge?
Comments		- Season 14 - 200


Man		Hey kid, why didn't you accept my friend request on Facebook?
Stan		I don't even know you!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Ewan McGreevy - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends


Kyle's Mom		It's a jersey thing.
Comments		- Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing


Jeff Hammel		Wherever patty goes, her smile lights up the room. Her vagina on the other hand clears the room and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
Comments		- Season 14 - Poor and Stupid


Snookie		Snookie want smoosh smoosh.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Adam Thomas Verst - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing


Kyle		Stan, you don't get how cool FaceBook has become! You can message your friends, play Yahtzee with your friends, and even start your own virtual farm and have your friends visit it.
Stan		Dude, who the hell wants to play Yahtzee?
Comments		- Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends


The Coon		All of you are fags.
Token		F*ck off Cartman.
The Coon		I'm not cartman but I hear he's the smartest in his class.
Comments		- Season 14 - Coon 2 - Hindsight


Stan		Mr. Mackey don't you think maybe you should throw some of this stuff away? Like here's and old milk carton.
Mr Mackey		Don't you throw that away! That's nothin to throw away! If you throw that away I will rape you in your mouth mkay! I will rape you in your f*cking mouth mkay!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Tony Strafach - Season 14 - Insheeption


Sheep Herder		But I'm a sheep herder.
Hoarder Therapist		It's pronounced hoarder and yes you are.
Comments		- Season 14 - Insheeption


Cartman		I need more Vagisil!
Comments		- Season 14 - Poor and Stupid


Cartman		I learnt everything there is to know about being poor and stupid I'm ready for NASCAR.
Comments		- Season 14 - Poor and Stupid


Randy		Aww f*ck yeah... That's awesome!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paige Taylor - Season 14 - Creme Fraiche


Mint Berry Crunch		Mint berry crunch!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Kaelan Kenner - Season 14 - Coon vs Coon and Friends


Stan		Dude why are you styling your hair?
Kyle		It's a Jersey thing.
Comments		- Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing


Stan		Dude seriously, f*ck Facebook!
Comments		- Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends


Dream Guy		It's like a taco inside of a taco inside of a Taco Bell inside of a KFC inside of a mall inside your dream!
Comments		- Season 14 - Insheeption


Jackie		I thought she was about to bust a tit!
Comments		- Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing


Barack Obama		We have a turd in the punch bowl.
Comments		- Season 14 - Sexual Healing


Butters		Guys I've been in here for 5 days and haven't had anything to eat and I have to poop in a barrel.
Kyle		Well, you got poop don't you?
Comments		- Season 14 - Coon 2 - Hindsight


Kyle		You've got cabbage in your f*cking muff!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Madeline Ardila - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing


Kyle		You don't get sucked into it! You don't get sucked in at all!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michelle Wilson - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends


Jersey People		You're Muff-Cabbage!
Comments		- Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing


Colonel Sanders		Don't fck me Eric. Don't you ever try to fck me.
Comments		- Season 14 - Medicinal Fried Chicken