South Park Season 13 Quotes

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Cartman		Get all of these minorities out of my water park.
Comments		- Season 13 - Pee


Japanese People		Fcka you dolphin, fcka you whale!
Comments		- Season 13 - Whale Whores


Butters		Do you know what I am saying?
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch



Kyle		I just don't get it, if it makes you crap blood why do you still eat it?
Cartman		Have you ever had chipotle?
Comments		- Season 13 - Dead Celebrities


Butters		Sally, you are my bottom bitch.
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Pimp		Now you gotta have your bottom bitch, ya know what I'm sayin.
Butters		Yes, I do believe I know what you are saying.
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch



Butters' Dad		Butters is it true that u have a little girlfriend, Sally Darson?
Butters		Awww heck dad, I've got lots of girlfriends, Sally's just my bottom bitch... Do you know what I am saying?
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Michael Jackson		No that's ignorant.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Kati Dery - Season 13 - Dead Celebrities


Butters		A ring that means you'll stay together but not have sex? ...isn't that called a wedding ring?
Comments		- Season 13 - The Ring



Cartman		G.I.N.G.E.Rs don't have souls so they can't be pirates.
Comments		- Season 13 - Fatbeard


Jimmy		Why did the squirrel swim on his back? ...to keep his nuts dry.
Comments		- Season 13 - Fishsticks


Cartman		I don't give a crap about whales, so go hug a tree!
Comments		- Season 13 - Whale Whores


Billy Mays		In just 2 easy steps I can climb over this seat and kick you in your f*cking balls.
Comments		- Season 13 - Dead Celebrities


Kanye West		I'm not a gay fish!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Kenna Sicard - Season 13 - Fishsticks


Butters		Bitch you wanna make some mother-f*cking money?
Comments		Quote Entered by: David Quinton - Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Cartman		You shouldn't ever use the term fag, Kyle, that's a hate word and it's insensitive to butt pilots.
Comments		- Season 13 - The Coon


Cartman		I'm addicted to abortions!
Comments		- Season 13 - W.T.F.


Stan		Come on dude, you don't care about whales, you just want to be on TV.
Cartman		I deserve to be on TV.
Comments		- Season 13 - Whale Whores


Ike		I see dead celebrities.
Comments		- Season 13 - Dead Celebrities


Coon		Well, you can't know my secret identity either!
Mysterion		I assume you must be Cartman, because your fat.
Coon		Well your wrong! I'm not Eric Cartman and he's not fat!
Comments		- Season 13 - The Coon


Biker		Chicken spears! Chicken spears! Chicken spears!
Comments		- Season 13 - The F Word


Butters		I'll have my girl on the back seat, holding on to my fat belly. Sure she's missing some teeth, but she thinks I'm cool.
Comments		- Season 13 - The F Word


Monkey Dr 1		Man that monkey is getting really angry.
Monkey Dr 2		Thats why its called being pissed off.
Comments		- Season 13 - Pee


Japanese		F*ck you Whale!
Comments		- Season 13 - Whale Whores


Kevin		I have to ride in the middle of the boat, I get motion sickness.
Cartman		Kevin, Jesus Christ...
Comments		- Season 13 - Fatbeard


Clyde		This is Samolia?
Cartman		Da f*ck?!
Comments		- Season 13 - Fatbeard


Cartman		Kenny an American girl's mouth is the dirtiest place you can put your penis.
Comments		- Season 13 - The Ring


Cartman		Me and Kenny don't give two sh*ts about stupid ass whales.
Comments		- Season 13 - Whale Whores


Cartman		Thank you for finally coming on my show wendy.
Wendy		Yeah well, Butters pee'd on my house.
Comments		- Season 13 - Dances with Smurfs


Cartman		I think I even saw a native american, gross!
Comments		- Season 13 - Pee


Craig		Yep, and if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
Comments		- Season 13 - Fishsticks


Butters		Woah! Woah! Bitches! Bitches!
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Cartman		Apparently your girlfriend ia a notourious whore kenny.
Kenny		Woohooo.
Cartman		Well he took it pretty well.
Comments		- Season 13 - The Ring


Cartman		Minorities, Mexicans and Asians, black people I think I even saw a native americain! Gross!
Comments		- Season 13 - Pee


Cartman		The lazy river was never lazier. The Lazy River was never lazier
Comments		- Season 13 - Pee


Mr Garrison		Butters do you have a problem?
Butters		All these bitches are kissing fellers and they haven't figured out they can be making serious f*cking money!
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Cartman		Another rape in the park. Looks like a job for the Coon.
Comments		- Season 13 - The Coon


Larry King		So Captain Marsh, why are you doing this?
Stan		We're trying to stop the Japanese, to stop whaling, and show we have balls!
Female Crew Member		I've got balls!
Comments		- Season 13 - Whale Whores


Principle Victoria		All we ask is for you to keep the morning announcements shorter.
Cartman		Yeah, but Gordon got to be on for 5 min, that one time.
Mr Mackey		Well that's because he was being murdered.
Comments		- Season 13 - Dances with Smurfs


Wendy		Did you know it takes one smurfberrie to power the school for one month?!
Comments		- Season 13 - Dances with Smurfs


Butters		Cartman come quick! It's another army of jewbots!
Cartman		Jewbots?! What are they doing here?! Flame on!
Comments		- Season 13 - Fishsticks


Mickey Mouse		You three faggots are going onstage, and you three faggots aren't gonna stop me.
Comments		- Season 13 - The Ring


Mickey Mouse		Christians are retarded.
Comments		- Season 13 - The Ring


Mickey Mouse		God?! You think god is in control here? I'm in the control here! I've been in control since the 50's incase you haven't noticed!
Comments		- Season 13 - The Ring


Redneck		What do you mean it ain't real?
Wrestling Teacher		It's all made up! Fiction! Real wrestling is a serious and respectable sport! Why can't you people understand that, that kind of wrestling isn't real?!
Other Redneck		Mister, there is a little girl out there who has had 14 abortions and she ain't even 10 yet, but I guess that's just not real to you. Son of a bitch.
Comments		- Season 13 - W.T.F.


Butters		Clyde here's a 100 bucks, if Stan comes near me punch him.
Cartman		Dude we've created a monster.
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Cartman		Oh God Kyle, why don't you just sit under a rainbow and write a poem?
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Cartman		There are mexicans all around me! The lazy river has never been lazier!
Comments		- Season 13 - Pee


Juror #1		Ok, what if someone isn't a fag, doesn't ride a Harley, but is thinking about getting one?
Stan		Then you're bike-curious. Jesus Christ! Don't you guys keep up with today's lingo at all?
Juror #2		This is strangely making very good sense.
Comments		- Season 13 - The F Word


Pee Professor		When we pee on the monkey it fills it with rage.
Comments		- Season 13 - Pee


Kyle		Yeah, you should totally go to Somalia.
Cartman		Yeah... Wait a second, if you think it's such a good idea, then why don't you go?
Kyle		Because, Jews can't be pirates.
Comments		- Season 13 - Fatbeard


Cartman		Every town needs a hero, every town needs a coon!
Comments		- Season 13 - The Coon


Jimmy		Do you like fish sticks?
Cartman		Yes I like fish sticks.
Jimmy		So you're a gay fish!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Ulises Aguayo - Season 13 - Fishsticks


Butters' Dad		Hey, Peterson. Buying fishsticks I see.
Peterson		Yeah, I like fishsticks.
Butters' Dad		What are you, a gay fish?!
Comments		- Season 13 - Fishsticks