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South Park Season 12 Quotes
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 I'm not. I'm a squirrel
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Are you sure?
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Yes!
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Are you HIV positive?
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You should'a seen the titties!
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What titties?
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There were titties!! They were just such big tiiiitties!!!......I almost, touched them.....
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I'm so startled!
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One hundred thousand dollars!!!
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That's enough to buy slaves.
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Just like the victims of breast cancer there is something I would like to get off my chest.
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| Randy |
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I've gotten used to seeing anything I want at the click of a button. Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking inside each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to reading Playboy.
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Butters, you don't shoot a guy in the dick.
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| Kyle |
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Cartman I thought you were going to kill yourself.
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I tried to. I turned my moms car on and slept there the whole night. F*ckin' hybrids man. They just dont do the trick.
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Watch out guys! Killer tities on the loose!
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| Randy |
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No, this is just ectoplasm from the ghost. Did you see that ghost?
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You're a chick, dude.
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Aaargh yeah, hallo please, ching chong ping pow!
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Whats up, whats up, I crapped on your desk dowg, whats up with that?
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Yeah, if you got beat up by a girl everyone would think you're a faggot!
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My penis is on the loose! If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese.
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Aaauw...That hurt my brains......Aaaaauuuw....
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Somebody get my penis!
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| Cartman |
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I have to get detention.
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Eric did you just take a crap on my desk?
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What's up what's up.
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| Jimmy Buffet |
Aids burger in paradise...!
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Butters, this is your father. Explain why you snuck into another boy's bedroom and gave him a hickie!
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Woah Wendy calm down your breast might start killing people!
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Butters, you gotta learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time you could miss it.
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Yeah I guess thats true.
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Hey, that's my teacher's penis.
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Butters how do u know what your teacher's penis looks like!
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| Citizen |
Oh my god a guine-bear!
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No! Thats a guine-mouse stupid!
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What's high school musical?
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Only the best movie ever, where the hell have you been?
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Peru.
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Stan, you were really brave back there. But you did kinda look like a big dork.
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I know...
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| Jimmy Buffet |
How are y'all doing tonight?
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F*ck you Jimmy buffet! You f*ckin' suck!
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I'm your brah, she's your bitch, I don't wanna hurt my brah's bitch.
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| Mr Abootman |
What the fuck am I supposed to do with theoretical money?
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We worked hard to get that theoretical money! Everyone thinks I'm a homo now!
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Butters, you are a homo.
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Yeah, everyone thinks im a homo now!
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You are a homo Butters.
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Kenny is high on life now.
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Man he is really high on life.
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Man he is super high on life.
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Have you seen my penis?
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Butters, let go of my hand. I don't want people to think we're gay.
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He's cheesing his f*cking balls off, dude!
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