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South Park Le Petit Tourette Quotes
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 Tampon dick sh*t.
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If I could say tampon dick sh*t in the class room, I would be so happy.
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Crap filled vagina.
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Spoog, balls, bloody, vaginal belch.
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Sh*t head, butt-hole, Mexican stinky balls
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Mexican stinky balls!
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Hello principal victoria... Ass pussy!
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Did Cartman just say ass pussy to the principal?
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If I could say ass pussy to the principal I would be so happy.
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Why don't you take a seat?
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No Mr Hansen I...
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Take a seat right over here.
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| Butters |
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Who are you talking about?
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My cousin. My cousin, one time my cousin and I touched wieners! Ahhh!
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You and your cousin touched wieners?
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Piss out my ass!
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Yeah! Piss out your ass, onto Kyle's moms fat f*cking Jew face! Cough, cough, oh my. That was a bad one.
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I've got a golden ticket!
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If I could say shit balls to the principle I'd be sooo happy.
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