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South Park Season 11 Quotes
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| Mr Garrison |
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 Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
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No, but most of them are, and all it takes is most of them.
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You are a rabbit and I am a human. So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can f*cking kill you!
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| Chef |
It seems we need to discuss a problem here.
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Ah yes the Jew problem.
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| Bill |
He goes against the church, he must die!
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| Pope Benedict XVI |
Alright, that does it, Bill. I'm pretty sure that killing Jesus is not very Christian.
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| Stan |
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Oh man this is bad.
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Did I say something to you sugar-tits!?
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| Butters |
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You think girls tuck their balls up into the inside of their tummies?
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We're done talking about girls balls now Butters. Focus!
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Crap filled vagina.
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| Stan |
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I just saw Strawberry Short Cake tied up and dead with pee in her eye.
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| Butter's Mom |
What's going on, you two?
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Nothing Mom, I'm just a little bi-curious.
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| Butters |
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Are you going to rape us?
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No
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Alright then - watch it fellas I'm pretty sure he's going to rape us.
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| Jimmy |
We're going to f-f-f-f-f*ck him up!
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Okay our mission failed, yet we learned a lot-primarily that girls don't have balls.
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They sure don't.
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Ow! You hit me right in the p*ssy!
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Girls don't think I'm fat, they know I'm buff.
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| Mr Garrison |
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Apparently, we have a little problem here at the school, that we need to talk about.
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Aarh, yes, you mean the Jew problem.
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Oooh! ...naggers.
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| Butters |
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My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O and I'm bi-curious.
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| Grandpa |
I'm proud of you Billy.
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| Stan |
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I'm Stan!
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Eeer, Snarf, could you like shut up for a while or something?
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| Jimmy |
F*ck me, it's a leprechaun!
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I was thinking, we could turn the homeless into tyres, so we would still have homeless but we could use them, on our cars.
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| Gov. Agent |
Mrs Clinton, it appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your sniz.
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Spoog, balls, bloody, vaginal belch.
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Sh*t head, butt-hole, Mexican stinky balls
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Make no mistake Kyle, before this day is over you will suck my balls!
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There is a bomb threat on south park.
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Are you serious?
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If I wasn't serious would I be if if talking in a low whisper for dramatic effect?
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Uhhh, we're scissoring!
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| Butters |
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Aww, I'm the key? I don't wanna be the key. Can I not be the key?
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| Pentagon General |
Why is it so easy for kids to break into the Pentagon?
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Mexican stinky balls!
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Kyle, now suck my balls!
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Race war!
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| Guitar Hero Game |
Congratulations! You have reached 1,000,000 points in Guitar Hero! You are FAGS!
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| FBI |
I'm in charge here.
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Not anymore you're not.
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Oh snap.
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Tampon dick sh*t.
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If I could say tampon dick sh*t in the class room, I would be so happy.
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| Al Gore |
Man-bear-pig is real, I'm totaly cereal!
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Now our janitor makes eight fifty an hour. Do you think he likes comin in and seeing a big steaming cleveland sitting in the urinal? Mmkay? Probably squared down, maybe pulled his butt cheeks apart... Mmkay.
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How do two girls make love anyways, unless they scissor or something?
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Thank you, your honour. This isn't a victory for me this is a victory for the justice system... And my balls.
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Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!
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He told my dad he was.
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| Aslan |
Santa, they need you on the battlefield.
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At exactly 1:00 pm Nelly will walk through the hall and Stan will sound the distraction. At exactly that point Butters will go up to her and kick her in the balls.
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Neato!
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And then we'll kick her in the nuts...
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Turns out...girls don't have nuts.
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Do you think girls keep there balls on the inside of there tummys
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| Mr Stotch |
What were you doing in Imaginationland when you were supposed to be helping your mother clean the basement. You are grounded mister!
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Ooh Kyle! What are you doing to my balls? You naughty girl!
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Well just so you know i havent taken a shower in weeks so my balls are extra...vinagery.
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| Mel Gibson |
Ah! My nipples hurt when I twist them!
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Dragon wind to blackie, what's your six, blackie?
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| Token |
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I don't want the codename blackie.
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| Cartman |
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Hello principal victoria... Ass pussy!
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| Kyle |
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Did Cartman just say ass pussy to the principal?
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| Clyde |
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If I could say ass pussy to the principal I would be so happy.
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| Government Dude |
Why is it so easy for kids to break into the pentagon?
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| Morpheus |
Yes, if we are to take back control from the evil characters this little boy might be the key.
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Aww I'm the key! Can I not be the key Morpheus, I don't wanna be the key. I'm supposed to be at school right now and instead I've got Snarf and I got Put-Pi and Luke Skywalker all pissed off.
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| Butters |
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Mom, Dad, I had the wierdest dream, i was in Imaginationland.
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You were in Imaginationland, and why were you there mister... you're grounded!
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| Butters |
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Awwww sh*t!
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| Chris Hansen |
Why don't you take a seat?
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No Mr Hansen I...
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| Chris Hanson |
Take a seat right over here.
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| Butters |
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Well if i'm bi-curious, and i'm some how made from God, well I figure god must be a little bi-curious himself.
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| Token |
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I don't want the code name Blacky!
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Code names are what they are Blacky.
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| Butters |
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Who are you talking about?
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| Cartman |
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My cousin. My cousin, one time my cousin and I touched wieners! Ahhh!
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| Butters |
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You and your cousin touched wieners?
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| Cartman |
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Before this is over Kyle, you will suck my balls.
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| Cartman |
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Kenny face it, girls don't wanna eat poptarts for dinner every night when they get married.
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| Bebe |
Does that sparkle with all the girls?
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| Girls |
Sunshine!!
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| Tourette's Counselor |
Piss out my ass!
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Yeah! Piss out your ass, onto Kyle's moms fat f*cking Jew face! Cough, cough, oh my. That was a bad one.
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| Craig |
You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!
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I don't think so Craig! Chicks think I'm way hotter than you!
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| Craig |
You don't think they put the fat tub of lard at the bottom?
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| Little Girl |
I have an ear infection, what are you seeing the doctor for?
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Uh...I have AIDS.
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| Mr Garrison |
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Allyson and I talked, and really opened up to each other and... then we... scissored all night long.
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| Butters |
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You have to be careful with scissors.
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Dyke fight!
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| Imagination Guy |
Well all you have to do is clap your heels together 3 times.
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| Butters |
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Really?
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| Imagination Guy |
No you f*cking retard that was a joke!
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| Cartman |
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I've got a golden ticket!
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| Easter Bunny |
Don't you think thats a little to much?
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| Cartman |
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You don't get to decide what is to much your a bunny and I'm a human that means if you don't bring me what I want I can f*cking kill you!
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| Craig |
If I could say shit balls to the principle I'd be sooo happy.
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