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Randy Randy Open QuoteRemember Stan, win or lose... Those are your two options win..or lose.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Stanley's Cup
 
Hardly Boy 1 Open QuoteWhoever did it must have been angry with the school..ohh im getting a clue.Close Quote
Hardly Boy 2 Open QuoteReally?? Ohh my clues pointing over here now mmm.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteYou've been on your computer all weekend. Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI am socializing r-tard! I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people all over the world and getting XP with my party using teamspeak.Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteI'm not an r-tard.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Psychiatrist Open QuoteHas there been any history of sexual abuse in your family?Close Quote
Miss Stevenson Open QuoteNo, but my uncle used to make me and my sister kiss and then take pictures of it.Close Quote
Psychiatrist Open Quote...Nice.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteIf we're still alive in the morning... then we'll know we're not dead.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Cartoon Wars Part 1
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteBut Dad, he's going to pop a cap in my ass.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
 
Al Gore Open QuoteI am super serial!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteWell damn n*gger there's got to be some way.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
 
Al Gore Open QuoteIt's ManBearPig!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Butters Butters Open QuotePlease don't ice me homey.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou just dealt with the Dowg, bitch!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteI'm not an r-tard.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Al Gore Open QuoteThank you class. Excelsior!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI just took a huge dump.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhoever he is, he is one f*cking bad-ass! Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Satan Open QuoteThis is not Ferrari cake!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
 
Satan Open QuoteI don't want to do it if Diddy did it!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIf you mess with the dawg, you'll end up like that splattered bitch down on the pavement.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMom! More hot pockets!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteLooks like your about to get poned!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteBut dad he's gonna pop a cap in my ass.Close Quote
Steven Open QuoteWell do you want to get shot or do you want to be grounded?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
 
Little Boy Open QuoteThere gonna kill us!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteThere not going to kill you.Close Quote
Little Boy Open QuoteThat's what Steve Irwin said about those sting rays!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Stanley's Cup
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell where the hell am I supposed to go!? I can't go to Kenny's house, I mean his family's freakin' poor!..... Ok fine I guess I'll just have to crash with you Kenny.Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteF*ck you.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Tsst
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDo you guys just want to stay outside and toss a ball around all day or do you want to sit at your computer and do something that matters.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Al Gore Open QuoteI'm super cereal!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI have to report a crime. A teacher at the school is having sex with a student... She's a woman.Close Quote
Police Officer Open QuoteNiccccce.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBear mace that bitch!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Lady in Cave Open QuoteTake a picture of the wind, Steven.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteTaco bender!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Tsst
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat's to understand you get a boner slap her tities around a little stick it inside her and pee.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStick it inside her and pee?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOk if you don't wanna get her pregnant pull it out and pee on her leg.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle how would you like it if there was a show that made fun of Jews all the time?!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Cartoon Wars Part 1
 
Biggie Smalls Open QuoteFreeze punkass fool!Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteOk n*gger I'll bring you to the party.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
 
Scientist Open QuoteI think it's some kind of half bear, half man pig.Close Quote
Scientist 2 Open QuoteNo It's some kind of bear, man, pig.Close Quote
Scientist 3 Open QuoteIt's more like a half pig bear, half man.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm gonna get that hallway defying sl*t if it's the last thing I do.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Publisher Open QuoteI have just one question. Are you you a towel?Close Quote
Towelie Open QuoteNo. If I was a towel I wouldn't be wearing this hat and fake moustache.Close Quote
Publisher Open QuoteOh right. Sorry.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Avery Ortiz - Season 10 - A Million Little Fibers
 
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteI haven't gotten a date since the sex change operation.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Go God Go XII
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm the Dowg the big bad Dowg... The Hallway Monitor.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteI don't play World of Warcraft.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBut you said you're on your computer all the time.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteYeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDid cartman just crap treasure?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's mine it's all mine. I ate it and, got it out the cave.Close Quote
Cave Director Open QuoteThat looks like the fake gold in the cave. All and all I think it's worth about $14.00.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Open QuoteHow do we kill that, which has no life?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Fireman Open QuoteWhats that!? A pigbearman?!Close Quote
Al Gore Open QuoteNo stupid! It's a manbearpig!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys you can't give-up on the world...of WarcraftClose Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude, the acid...I'm totally tripping balls!Close Quote
Ike Open QuoteTotally tripping balls!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Smug Alert!
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI am the dawg, the big bad dawg.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Alex Cooke - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSuck my asshole! Taco-bender!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Tsst
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteCome on butters you dumb Jew!Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteYeah I'm a dumb Jew.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Daniel Merrychristmas Urbina - Season 10 - Smug Alert!
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteAww. Suck my balls Cartman.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI will. I will suck your balls Kyle. I will suck them dry.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Noah Mays - Season 10 - Go God Go XII
 
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteEvolution is a hair brained theory that says I'm a monkey, I'm not a monkey! I'm a woman!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Go God Go
 
Sharon Marsh Open QuoteStan, where have you been?Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteYour mother has been worried sick! And I have been watching tv...Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Stanley's Cup
 

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