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South Park Season 10 Quotes
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- Season 10 - Stanley's Cup
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| Hardly Boy 1 |
Whoever did it must have been angry with the school..ohh im getting a clue.
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| Hardly Boy 2 |
Really?? Ohh my clues pointing over here now mmm.
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- Season 10 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
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| Randy |
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You've been on your computer all weekend. Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
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| Stan |
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I am socializing r-tard! I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people all over the world and getting XP with my party using teamspeak.
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I'm not an r-tard.
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Psychiatrist |
Has there been any history of sexual abuse in your family?
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| Miss Stevenson |
No, but my uncle used to make me and my sister kiss and then take pictures of it.
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| Psychiatrist |
...Nice.
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- Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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| Randy |
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If we're still alive in the morning... then we'll know we're not dead.
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- Season 10 - Cartoon Wars Part 1
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| Butters |
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But Dad, he's going to pop a cap in my ass.
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- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
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| Al Gore |
I am super serial!
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- Season 10 - ManBearPig
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| Butters |
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Well damn n*gger there's got to be some way.
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- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
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| Al Gore |
It's ManBearPig!
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- Season 10 - ManBearPig
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| Butters |
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Please don't ice me homey.
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- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
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| Cartman |
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You just dealt with the Dowg, bitch!
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- Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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| Randy |
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I'm not an r-tard.
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Al Gore |
Thank you class. Excelsior!
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- Season 10 - ManBearPig
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| Cartman |
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I just took a huge dump.
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Cartman |
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Whoever he is, he is one f*cking bad-ass!
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Satan |
This is not Ferrari cake!
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- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
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| Satan |
I don't want to do it if Diddy did it!!
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- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
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| Cartman |
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If you mess with the dawg, you'll end up like that splattered bitch down on the pavement.
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- Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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| Cartman |
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Mom! More hot pockets!
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Cartman |
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Looks like your about to get poned!
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Butters |
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But dad he's gonna pop a cap in my ass.
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| Steven |
Well do you want to get shot or do you want to be grounded?
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- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
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| Little Boy |
There gonna kill us!
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| Stan |
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There not going to kill you.
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| Little Boy |
That's what Steve Irwin said about those sting rays!
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- Season 10 - Stanley's Cup
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Well where the hell am I supposed to go!? I can't go to Kenny's house, I mean his family's freakin' poor!..... Ok fine I guess I'll just have to crash with you Kenny.
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| Kenny |
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F*ck you.
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- Season 10 - Tsst
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| Cartman |
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Do you guys just want to stay outside and toss a ball around all day or do you want to sit at your computer and do something that matters.
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Al Gore |
I'm super cereal!
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- Season 10 - ManBearPig
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| Kyle |
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I have to report a crime. A teacher at the school is having sex with a student... She's a woman.
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| Police Officer |
Niccccce.
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- Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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| Cartman |
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Bear mace that bitch!
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- Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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| Lady in Cave |
Take a picture of the wind, Steven.
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- Season 10 - ManBearPig
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| Cartman |
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Taco bender!
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- Season 10 - Tsst
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| Cartman |
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What's to understand you get a boner slap her tities around a little stick it inside her and pee.
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| Kyle |
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Stick it inside her and pee?
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| Cartman |
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Ok if you don't wanna get her pregnant pull it out and pee on her leg.
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- Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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| Cartman |
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Kyle how would you like it if there was a show that made fun of Jews all the time?!
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- Season 10 - Cartoon Wars Part 1
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| Biggie Smalls |
Freeze punkass fool!
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| Butters |
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Ok n*gger I'll bring you to the party.
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- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006
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| Scientist |
I think it's some kind of half bear, half man pig.
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| Scientist 2 |
No It's some kind of bear, man, pig.
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| Scientist 3 |
It's more like a half pig bear, half man.
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- Season 10 - ManBearPig
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| Cartman |
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I'm gonna get that hallway defying sl*t if it's the last thing I do.
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- Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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| Publisher |
I have just one question. Are you you a towel?
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| Towelie |
No. If I was a towel I wouldn't be wearing this hat and fake moustache.
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| Publisher |
Oh right. Sorry.
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| Mr Garrison |
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I haven't gotten a date since the sex change operation.
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- Season 10 - Go God Go XII
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| Cartman |
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I'm the Dowg the big bad Dowg... The Hallway Monitor.
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- Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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| Butters |
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I don't play World of Warcraft.
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| Cartman |
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But you said you're on your computer all the time.
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| Butters |
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Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Kyle |
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Did cartman just crap treasure?
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| Cartman |
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It's mine it's all mine. I ate it and, got it out the cave.
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| Cave Director |
That looks like the fake gold in the cave. All and all I think it's worth about $14.00.
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- Season 10 - ManBearPig
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How do we kill that, which has no life?
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Fireman |
Whats that!? A pigbearman?!
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| Al Gore |
No stupid! It's a manbearpig!!
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- Season 10 - ManBearPig
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| Cartman |
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Guys you can't give-up on the world...of Warcraft
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- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
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| Cartman |
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Kyle!
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| Kyle |
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Dude, the acid...I'm totally tripping balls!
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| Ike |
Totally tripping balls!
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- Season 10 - Smug Alert!
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| Cartman |
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I am the dawg, the big bad dawg.
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| Cartman |
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Suck my asshole! Taco-bender!
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- Season 10 - Tsst
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| Cartman |
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Come on butters you dumb Jew!
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| Butters |
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Yeah I'm a dumb Jew.
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| Kyle |
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Aww. Suck my balls Cartman.
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| Cartman |
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I will. I will suck your balls Kyle. I will suck them dry.
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| Mr Garrison |
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Evolution is a hair brained theory that says I'm a monkey, I'm not a monkey! I'm a woman!
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- Season 10 - Go God Go
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| Sharon Marsh |
Stan, where have you been?
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| Randy |
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Your mother has been worried sick! And I have been watching tv...
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- Season 10 - Stanley's Cup
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