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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAw, weak! Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteYeah, whatever you fat bitch.Close Quote
Mrs Crabtree Open QuoteWhat did you say!?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI said I have a bad itch.Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteThat fat bitch won't let us!Close Quote
bus driver Open QuoteWhat did you say?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI said that rabbits eat lettuce.Close Quote
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Chef Open QuoteChildren go f*ck yourself.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat did he say?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI think he said to f*ck ourself.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo kitty this is my pot pie, no kitty! Mom! Kitty's being a little dildo!Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWell then I know a certain little kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBad kitty!Close Quote
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Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteCartman do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhy does every thing need to be coming in or out of my ass today?Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI didn't get a anal prob!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude yes you did!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys I'm going home!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle if I didnt have some guys hand in my ass I would come over there and kick you in the nuts!Close Quote
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Cartman's Mom Open QuoteEric is not fat, boys, he's just big bonedClose Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWell Cartman must have one big bone in his ass!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGood one guys, good one. Good one guys, good one.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude you have a 40 yard probe sticking out of your ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI know your kidding!Close Quote
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Chef Open QuoteThey shove a big hoopa-joop up your ass.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteStan wants to kiss Wendy testeburger.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteShut up fat ass I don't even like her.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat and you obviously like her because you throw up every time she talks to you.Close Quote
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Chef Open QuoteI'm gonna make love to'ya woman! I'm gonna lay'ya down by the fire!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHello you fag go and do your mum up the arseClose Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut up fat boyClose Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDont call me fat you fat gewClose Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle you stupid jew!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut up fat ass!Close Quote
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Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCartman! A 60 inch satellite just came out of your ass!Close Quote
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