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South Park Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Quotes
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Aw, weak!
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Yeah, whatever you fat bitch.
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What did you say!?
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I said I have a bad itch.
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That fat bitch won't let us!
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What did you say?
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I said that rabbits eat lettuce.
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Children go f*ck yourself.
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What did he say?
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I think he said to f*ck ourself.
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No kitty this is my pot pie, no kitty! Mom! Kitty's being a little dildo!
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Well then I know a certain little kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
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Bad kitty!
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Cartman do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?
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Why does every thing need to be coming in or out of my ass today?
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I didn't get a anal prob!
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Dude yes you did!
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Screw you guys I'm going home!
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Kyle if I didnt have some guys hand in my ass I would come over there and kick you in the nuts!
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Eric is not fat, boys, he's just big boned
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Well Cartman must have one big bone in his ass!
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Good one guys, good one.
Good one guys, good one.
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Dude you have a 40 yard probe sticking out of your ass!
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I know your kidding!
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They shove a big hoopa-joop up your ass.
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Stan wants to kiss Wendy testeburger.
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Shut up fat ass I don't even like her.
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I'm not fat and you obviously like her because you throw up every time she talks to you.
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I'm gonna make love to'ya woman! I'm gonna lay'ya down by the fire!
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Hello you fag go and do your mum up the arse
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Shut up fat boy
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Dont call me fat you fat gew
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Kyle you stupid jew!
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Shut up fat ass!
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Cartman! A 60 inch satellite just came out of your ass!
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