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South Park Season 1 Quotes
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 Aw, weak!
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You f*cking Jew!
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Fat f*ck!
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| Chef |
I'm gonna maaaake love! Even when I'm dead! Just because my heart ain't beating doesnt mean you won't get laid!
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We've gotta! Get outta here.
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| Mortician |
You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child.
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Yeah, what's there to hate about rainbows?
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Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come, marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, ay! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!
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Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
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Kyle u dirty Jew bag!
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Shut up fat ass!
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| Stan |
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Yeah, whatever you fat bitch.
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| Mrs Crabtree |
What did you say!?
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| Stan |
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I said I have a bad itch.
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| Pip |
Hello. My name is Phillip. But people call me pip. Because they hate me.
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| Damien |
Then I will call you pip.
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Righto.
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| Stan |
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That fat bitch won't let us!
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What did you say?
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| Stan |
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I said that rabbits eat lettuce.
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| Kyle |
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Wait! Isn't there some rule about not getting in the car with strangers?
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No. Not when money is envolved, stupid!
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| Chef |
Children go f*ck yourself.
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What did he say?
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I think he said to f*ck ourself.
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| Mr Garrison |
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I'm not gay, I just act that way to get the chicks, dumbass!
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| Stan |
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What's a homosexual?
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You came to the right person Stan. Listen gay people are evil!
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| Stan |
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I can't kill you grandpa. I'll get in trouble.
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I killed my grandpa at your age!
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| Butters |
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Oh boy, I've never gotten a package this big, I've always wanted a huge package.
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| Wendy |
Don't f*ck with Wendy Testaburger!!!!
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No kitty this is my pot pie, no kitty! Mom! Kitty's being a little dildo!
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Well then I know a certain little kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
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| Mr Garrison |
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Bad kitty!
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I'm not fat, I'm just festively plump.
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| Jimbo |
It's comin' right for us!
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| Mr Garrison |
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Cartman do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?
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No Starvin' Marvin that's Kenny's cream corn.
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Mphh.
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No Starvin' Marvin that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!
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Why does every thing need to be coming in or out of my ass today?
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I am the candy-master.
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| Stan |
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No, you're the ass-master, there is a difference.
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Here you can eat all you want for 6.99 that's why we all come here on Tuesday nights, except Kenny's family because to them 6.99 is 2 years income.
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Beefcake!
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Beefcake!
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Beefcake!
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Oh my God! I killed Kenny!
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| Stan |
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Your a bastard!
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| Mr Hanky |
Howwdy Hoooeeee
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| Jimbo |
It's coming right for us!
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| Ned |
Eeeeer! Shoot it!
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| Kyle |
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Hey,what you doing?
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What does it look like I'm doing, I am eating my dinner?
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Oh, it looked like you where snogging a chicken!
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I didn't get a anal prob!
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Dude yes you did!
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| Cartman |
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Screw you guys I'm going home!
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| Mr Garrison |
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Kill Kathie Lee Giford!
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Kyle if I didnt have some guys hand in my ass I would come over there and kick you in the nuts!
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| Cartman's Mom |
Eric is not fat, boys, he's just big boned
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Well Cartman must have one big bone in his ass!
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| Charlie Manson |
Oh my god! They killed the little orange coat kid!
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You bastard!
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I'm such a beefcake I can't even fit through the door!
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Mr garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?
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| Wendy |
You'd better stay away from my man, bitch, or I'll whoop your sorry ass into last year!
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| Pip |
My name's Piper. But people call me pip 'cause they hate me.
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Aww then i shall call you Pip too.
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Holy poop on a stick!
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| Cartman |
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Good one guys, good one.
Good one guys, good one.
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| Stan |
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Dude you have a 40 yard probe sticking out of your ass!
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I know your kidding!
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Good one guys, good one." Stan: "Dude you have a 40 yard probe sticking out of your ass!" Cartman: "I know your kidding!" ',2278,0)) - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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| Chef |
They shove a big hoopa-joop up your ass.
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| Jesus |
It's ok guys, because Jesus is packin!
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Jesus, if someone wants to die, would it be okay to help them kill themselves, like assistant suicide?
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| Jesus |
Son, I wouldn't touch that one with a 40 foot pole.
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| Big Gay Al |
Silly buns!
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| Big Gay Al |
I'm super, thanks for asking.
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I don't want to shoot the bunny.
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What the hell are you talking about you don't want to shoot the bunny?!
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| Chef |
That has got to be the largest load of pig crap I've ever heard.
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Stan wants to kiss Wendy testeburger.
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Shut up fat ass I don't even like her.
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I'm not fat and you obviously like her because you throw up every time she talks to you.
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| Ms Ellen |
Oh, this one's from Wendy... Why, it's a dead animal! Thank you Wendy!
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| Commentator |
I haven't seen a Jew run this fast since Poland 1938.
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Dressing as hitler is cool.
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Oh yeah i bet your gonna sit on the couch and eat cheesy poofs assmaster!
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Screw you hippie!
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| Stan |
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Dolphins are way smarter than you!
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If there so smart why do they live in igloos?
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| Chef |
I'm gonna make love to'ya woman! I'm gonna lay'ya down by the fire!
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| Chef |
Damn, woman. I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago, are you tryin' to kill me?
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| Cartman |
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Hello you fag go and do your mum up the arse
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| Kyle |
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Shut up fat boy
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Dont call me fat you fat gew
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Kyle you stupid jew!
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| Kyle |
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Shut up fat ass!
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Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie.
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| Kyle |
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Cartman! A 60 inch satellite just came out of your ass!
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