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South Park Quotes
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 I hate democrats!
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What awaits everyone in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest and ten thousand dollars cash.
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G.I.N.G.E.Rs don't have souls so they can't be pirates.
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Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
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No, but most of them are, and all it takes is most of them.
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You are a rabbit and I am a human. So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can f*cking kill you!
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Respect my authoriteee!
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I'm not fat.
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Yes you are! You're f*cking fat, fat ass!
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Kick his ass craig if u don't I will f*ckin butt rape you and you'll bleed from your asshole so don't f*ck it up. Bitch!
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Alright, Tweek now I know you don't wanna fight him but god dammit if u lose and Cartman wins the bet I will stab u in the neck.
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I'm not. I'm a squirrel
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Mmmkay
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Can we get rid of all the mexicans?
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Mr garrison, every Christmas you ask to get rid of all the Mexicans and every year we tell you no!
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Dammit!
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Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
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You bastards!
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