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Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
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No, but most of them are, and all it takes is most of them.
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| Bill |
He goes against the church, he must die!
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Alright, that does it, Bill. I'm pretty sure that killing Jesus is not very Christian.
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| Randy |
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Remember Stan, win or lose... Those are your two options win..or lose.
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Aw, weak!
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You f*cking Jew!
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Fat f*ck!
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| Towelie |
You wanna get high?
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No Towelie, we don't want to get high!
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Suck my balls!
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It's my body, I do what I want!
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| Chef |
I'm gonna maaaake love! Even when I'm dead! Just because my heart ain't beating doesnt mean you won't get laid!
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We've gotta! Get outta here.
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Are you sure?
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Yes!
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Are you HIV positive?
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| Hardly Boy 1 |
Whoever did it must have been angry with the school..ohh im getting a clue.
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Really?? Ohh my clues pointing over here now mmm.
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