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 I'm gonna maaaake love! Even when I'm dead! Just because my heart ain't beating doesnt mean you won't get laid!
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We've gotta! Get outta here.
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Are you ninjas or p-p-p-pussies?
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation to increase the population. This type of penetration will increase the younger generation.
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You need a friend. A chocolate friend.
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Get all of these minorities out of my water park.
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How do I reach these kiiids?
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I'll have my girl on the back seat, holding on to my fat belly. Sure she's missing some teeth, but she thinks I'm cool.
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Kyle u dirty Jew bag!
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Shut up fat ass!
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Meeem, I know this might sound odd but go with me on this one... Meeem, can you take me to sign up for the special olympics so I can beat all the handicap kids and win a thousand dollars?
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| Little Boy |
There gonna kill us!
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There not going to kill you.
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That's what Steve Irwin said about those sting rays!
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I'm so startled!
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Dude dolphins are intelligent and friendly!
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Yeah, intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
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