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Sex and the City Quotes
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 Theres a camp that believes whoever holds the dick, holds the power, but the question is if he goes up your butt will he respect you more or less?
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| Carrie |
One of the best things about living in New York City is leaving it!
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| Stanford |
I'm beginning to think the only place in New york where you can find love is the gay community, its straight love thats become closeted.
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| Carrie |
Miranda was gonna hate skipper, she'd think he was mocking her with his sweet nature and decide he was an asshole. The way she had decided all men were assholes.
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| Carrie |
it was just like that bar in cheers where everybody knows your name, except here they were likely to forget it five minutes later.
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| Carrie |
Have you ever been in love?
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| Mr Big |
Abso-f*cking-lutely!
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| Carrie |
Everywhere I looked people were standing in twos, it was like Noahs Upper West Side rent controlled ark.
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| Samantha |
It's all married couples.
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| Carrie |
Samantha gave me a look like I had sold her to the enemy for chocolate bars and nylons.
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| Carrie |
This is my friend Patience and her husband Peter.
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| Samantha |
I heard about you, Big pepper mill dick!
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| Samantha |
I am so f*cked, no I mean literally. I have been f*cked every way you can be f*cked.
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| Carrie |
If you keep talking like that, I'll have to charge you by the minute.
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| Samantha |
Front, back, who cares? a hole is a hole.
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| Miranda |
Can I quote you?
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| Samantha |
Oh don't be so judgemental, you could use a little back door.
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| Charlotte |
I can't Brian, I want to but I can't, I don't want to or maybe I do. I dont know what I want. I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me and if I do, then i'll be the up-the-butt girl. I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl. Men don't marry the up-the-butt-girl who ever heard of Mrs Up-the-butt.
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I used to paint full nudes but as I got older, I realised that the truth was to be found only in the c*nt.
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