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Carlton		There is something I have got to get of my chest.
Shawn		Is it your shirt, please so say no.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 1 - From the Earth to the Starbucks


Carlton		I thought I told you no.
Shawn		But your eyes said yes.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 1 - Who Ya Gonna Call?


Gus		Let me ask you something. If a dude kisses a crazy woman who thinks she's a dude, is it the same thing as a dude kissing a crazy dude?
Shawn		That's the most ridiculous thing you've ever asked me. And yes.
Comments		- Season 6 - Shawn, Interrupted



Shawn		Collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
Carlton		We don't have balls.
Shawn		I have no answer to that.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 1 - Who Ya Gonna Call?


Carlton		If I catch you anywhere near this case, I will throw every book I can find at you.
Shawn		What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?
Comments		- Season 1 - Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece


Shawn		Jules, are you feeling ok?
Juliet		Sharp as cheddar.
Comments		- Season 2 - American Duos



Receptionist		Mr Guster, I know you said you didn't want to be interrupted, but there's a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.
Gus		Crunch?
Shawn		Actually I've been promoted, it's Captain Crunch.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 1 - Weekend Warriors


Gus		I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze.
Shawn		What, you mean? Like an impersonator?
Gus		No, I think it was actually Patrick Swayze.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 1 - Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece


Gus		Who told you I had stomach problems?
Shawn		Erh, my nose.
Comments		- Season 1 - Woman Seeking Dead Husband: Smokers Okay, No Pets



Shawn		Poker? I barely know her.
Comments		- Season 1 - Poker? I Barely Know Her


Henry		What kind of sick bastard goes commando underneath another man's robe.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 2 - American Duos


Shawn		It's like my Dad always says... Real men take bubble baths.
Comments		- Season 2 - And Down the Stretch Comes Murder


Guy at Races		Hey, did he tell you that for 20 years I've been handicapping horses?
Shawn		That seems, very cruel.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 2 - And Down the Stretch Comes Murder


Gus		Are you crazy?
Shawn		I won't say crazy, maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 2 - And Down the Stretch Comes Murder


Shawn		She's sweet... Sweet like Mariah Carrie on a bender.
Comments		- Season 2 - Lights, Camera... Homicidio


Henry		It's because of that lame ass thinking that I can see why you were never a detective.
Shawn		And I can see why you ended up a divorced detective.
Comments		- Season 2 - Gus's Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy

Psych Characters

James Roday	as	Shawn Spencer	Dule Hill	as	Burton 'Gus' Guster
Timothy Omundson	as	Carlton Lassiter	Maggie Lawson	as	Juliet O'Hara
Corbin Bernsen	as	Henry Spencer	Kirsten Nelson	as	Karen Vick
		Buzz McNab