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Officer Barbrady		Ok people. There's nothing to see here. Everybody move along.
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Officer Barbrady		You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.
Cartman		They're not people, they're hippies!
Comments		- Season 9 - Die Hippie, Die


Cartman		There is a bomb threat on south park.
Officer Barbrady		Are you serious?
Cartman		If I wasn't serious would I be if if talking in a low whisper for dramatic effect?
Comments		- Season 11 - The Snuke



Cartman		It's illegal for a Jew to catch snow flakes in his mouth.
Kyle		What? No. Officer Barbrady! Is it illegal for a jew to catch snowflakes in his mouth?
Officer Barbrady		Umm. Yes.
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Officer Barbrady		That's right... I can't read, I'm illegitimate.
Comments		- Season 2 - Chickenlover


Officer Barbrady		Sorry I had sex with a chicken, I won't do it again.
Comments		- Season 2 - Chickenlover



Officer Barbrady		Nothing to see here people... oh my god theres a plane crash everybody come look around.
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Officer Barbrady		Stand back!Nothing to see here! Move along!
Civilian		That's what you always say! We want justice!
Officer Barbrady		Move back now or I will be be forced to execute each and every one of you by gunshot to the head!
Comments		- Season 2 - Chickenlover


Guy		Who's in charge here.
Officer Barbrady		Me, but I don't want to be.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Joe Schofield



Officer Barbrady		So you f*cked chickens, to teach me to read?
Comments		- Season 2 - Chickenlover