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Neil Sutherland Quotes
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Played by: Blake Harrison
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He was up all night f*cking the brains out of Carly!
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Not quite. He puked on her brothers head and then went back home and accused Neil's dad of being a paedophile.
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Ha, ha, ha, what a nob. Oi my dads not a paedo.
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- Season 1 - Bunk Off
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What's this pesto stuff is it for humans?
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Yes it's for f*cking humans
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I've got a fake ID in'it a driving licence, says that I'm 18 years old.
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But you're not 18.
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That's right Neil, it's fake ID.
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- Season 1 - First Day
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But if she wasnt your mum, would you do her?
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Well, she is so.. no!
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- Season 1 - First Day
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I've gotta move to f*cking Swansea?
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What's Swansea, is it an animal?
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My knob's cut, my knob is cut!
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- Season 2 - A Night Out in London
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Your dad is so AIDS, he's the one who gave it to the monkey!
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Oi! My dads not bent!
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Friend!
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Friend!
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He's not my f*cking friend!
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- Season 1 - Girlfriend
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Oh my God, check out the Juggasaurus Rex.
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- Season 1 - Bunk Off
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| Neil |
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How much Lego can you stuff up your ass?
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What the f*ck? Now your going on about Lego?
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- Season 2 - Will's Birthday
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Softly softly catchy monkey.
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I didn't know you spoke spanish!
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- Season 2 - Work Experience
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Here's £10, just promise me you won't spend it on the fruit machines.
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I can't do that I'm afraid.
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- Season 1 - First Day
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