Neil Sutherland Quotes

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Jay		He was up all night f*cking the brains out of Carly!
Will		Not quite. He puked on her brothers head and then went back home and accused Neil's dad of being a paedophile.
Neil		Ha, ha, ha, what a nob. Oi my dads not a paedo.
Comments		- Season 1 - Bunk Off


Neil		What's this pesto stuff is it for humans?
Will		Yes it's for f*cking humans
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Jay		I've got a fake ID in'it a driving licence, says that I'm 18 years old.
Neil		But you're not 18.
Jay		That's right Neil, it's fake ID.
Comments		- Season 1 - First Day



Neil		But if she wasnt your mum, would you do her?
Will		Well, she is so.. no!
Comments		- Season 1 - First Day


Jay		I've gotta move to f*cking Swansea?
Neil		What's Swansea, is it an animal?
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Neil		My knob's cut, my knob is cut!
Comments		- Season 2 - A Night Out in London



Jay		Your dad is so AIDS, he's the one who gave it to the monkey!
Neil		Oi! My dads not bent!
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Neil		Friend!
Simon		Friend!
Jay		He's not my f*cking friend!
Comments		- Season 1 - Girlfriend


Neil		Oh my God, check out the Juggasaurus Rex.
Comments		- Season 1 - Bunk Off



Neil		How much Lego can you stuff up your ass?
Will		What the f*ck? Now your going on about Lego?
Comments		- Season 2 - Will's Birthday


Will		Softly softly catchy monkey.
Neil		I didn't know you spoke spanish!
Comments		- Season 2 - Work Experience


Neil's Dad		Here's £10, just promise me you won't spend it on the fruit machines.
Neil		I can't do that I'm afraid.
Comments		- Season 1 - First Day