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My Name is Earl Quotes
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 I got everybody smalls, but remember there's free refills, so small is really large with a little extra walking.
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| Randy |
I bet nuns are awesome basket ball players, especially the ones who can fly.
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| Earl |
Smoking weed kills brain cells. Drinking only screws up your liver, and you've got two of those.
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| Catalina |
What is a County fair?
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| Randy |
It's like Disney Land for poor people... Last year they had the world's tallest midget. He was as tall as you Earl, remember?
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| Earl |
Wakey! Wakey! Hands of snakey!
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| Randy |
Are you going to start helping people that aren't on your list now? Because if you do then we'll never finish it and get back to stealing.
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You don't really understand my list do you?
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No, not really.
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| Joy |
You know, they say mosquitoes in Africa kill people. Can you imagine the size those things have gotta be?
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| Earl |
Sometimes great things just happen by accident. Like the way peanut butter and chocolate came together or Mount Rushmore.
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| Earl |
If there's a top-ten list of topics a man never wants to discuss with another man, I'd bet: sorry I slept with your Mom, ranks number two. Right after: sorry I slept with your Dad.
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| Catalina |
Men don't like it when other men sleep with their mothers. That's why my brother killed my father.
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| Joy |
As you can see, I have a white son and a black son. But I don't see race so I can't tell which is which.
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| Frank |
I can bench-press my Mom... and she's fat!
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